The General Discussion Thread

Originally posted by mitchum
Have any of you ever seen a chicken?

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
hi

Maybe I should have a beer

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Why? Have you not?

How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb?

Only one. Obtain light bulb is hard part. You have potato?

A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively-charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, professor, what if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?" And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion; that's my wife!"

Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.

haermm

Latvian girl is say, "I want go America one day."
Father say, "I send you America."
Daughter is thank father. Make tears of happy. Father use for salty potato.
Father think moment, say, "Daughter, I no send you America."
Potato is more salt.

Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have sent Siberia! “More bread for me,” man think. But bread have worm

I'm a monster!

Who'd like a banger in the mouth?

Originally posted by Röland
Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have sent Siberia! “More bread for me,” man think. But bread have worm

But bread have worm

Who was phone

How is get one-arm Latvian out of tree?
Is no one-arm Latvian! Why you silly? All go Center for Great Peaceful Physical Reassignment. You no ask.

Latvian soldier rape girl, but girl make child. Soldier no need child, so sell for potato.
Soldier is have idea. Soldier try idea.
Soldier feel the sad. No small potato.

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Laughing at this one the most

But bread have worm

Who was phone

Originally posted by Röland
I'm crying from laughing so hard at these. haermm

stoned

Earlier I used some lotion when I wanked.

Felt good man. awecool