The General Discussion Thread

I love air conditioning

A sausage in the mouth.

Originally posted by Röland
Earlier I used some lotion when I wanked.

Felt good man. awecool

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
awehuhs

I don't know who you are, or what you want. If its a ransom you want I can assure you I have no money.

But what I do have are very particular skills. Skills that I have accumulated over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

If you let my daughter go now, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will search for you.

I will find you.

And I will kill you

crylaugh

stoned

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

Originally posted by Röland
She was Saturday night, sucked on my ear randomly, then nothing more happened!

oh But that's when you place your hand on her boobie.

Oh shit, Terminator Salvation roller coaster at six flags!!

Originally posted by Röland

Hahaha!

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
oh But that's when you place your hand on her boobie.

Originally posted by Röland
We were sitting at a fire with like 15 other people. oh

oh Damn!

I know! oh

I was all "YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT AND STOP! YOU'VE INITIATED THE LAUNCH SEQUENCE!" oh

I CAN'T DIE!

OUT HERE IN THE WOODS, LIKE A DUMB ANIMAL!

I CAN'T DIE...!

Everyone's like "We're bringing the new bong to your place and breaking it in", and I'm all "Nah, I'm too comfortable to move".

awebrow

Roland

Where did you find all these Latvian jokes?

Edit: found this site.

http://dobee.wordpress.com/2009/02/20/latvian-jokes/

How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb?
25. One screw in, 24 ride bicycle generator for 1-hour shift. But time probably better spend search food.