The General Discussion Thread

Originally posted by Scribble

It's even a high quality pic

the original is even higher quality, like absurdly high quality (not going to [img] post it because it would **** the page)

https://i.redd.it/g2ioven05bq31.jpg

The irony is, he didn’t do it.

The whole Welshy "slammin'" / Bart Simpson "I didn't do it" parallel is actually perfect.

Both Welshy and Bart originally said the thing without it meaning to become anything, then people picked up on it and forced it into his catchphrase, so they went along with it at first and say the phrase, eventually get sick of it, but they're still being taunted with it ages after the fact, and have people asking them to say it all the time.

To top it off, Welshy is well-known for his long-term use of a Bart avatar.

It's perfect... it's pure... it's beautiful. The world works in truly mysterious ways.

What do you see as fruit season is here. Maybe cherries.

It’s still funny 😁

Aki Kaurismäki

I don't know that guy for some reason

emperor
dead of night
half-finished claymore trapped under the bed
defiled regent looks away and jumps out
finally settled (dust),
he's more pretty on the inside,
tastes like cotton sugar
and maybe we can sleep, tonight

poggers

gay faggote shit on the tl courtesy of yrstruly (faggotretard)

Adventure is tried and true.

killing myself: the movie (plot twist, I ascend to heaven and kill god, and then press the terminal extinction button__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Opening Scene

Scribble is in a bath robe. Wet foot prints on the floor.
There's a record playing. It's Green Day's Dookie.
Scribble walks to a window and opens it. Her apartment is in downtown Hull.
She yells out, "Green Day are toneless"

Her yell falls on deaf ears

Scene is shot with a close up of a half eaten hobnob on a counter and an out of focus Scribble with no expression whatsoever leaning out of the window. Hull City tigers match on the telly. No one cares.

Please tell me I throw myself off the balcony and make a sweet entrail-angel on the filthy paving below

No, you mull around for a bit and eventually finish the hobnob

That sucks, not kino 0/10

although maybe the implication is that I already did it. That's why I'm in Hell. I mean, Hull

never been to Hull actually, that's where Fatboy Slim is from