The General Discussion Thread

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
no what is it?
if it makes fun of their age i dont care for it ahah

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
So, I heard Angus Young has OC/DC. It means he always has to write every song exactly the same.

HAR HAR, get it? OC/DC? OCD? God, I came up with that on my own, I am AWESOME.

Two crisps are walking down the street getting very soggy in the pouring rain. A kindly driver pulls up and says "Hey you two soggy crisps, jump in and get out of the rain!"

The crisps reply in unison "no thanks mate, we're Walkers!"

lol

I like.

Originally posted by taft
Two crisps are walking down the street getting very soggy in the pouring rain. A kindly driver pulls up and says "Hey you two soggy crisps, jump in and get out of the rain!"

The crisps reply in unison "no thanks mate, we're Walkers!"

harhar I see what you did there. awehuhs

That was pretty funny, I must admit.

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
awehawe I went off for a bit

ha

ha

****in

hilarious

none

okay i giggled a little vin

"So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it."

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
awehawe I went off for a bit

crylaugh

huh!? 😑

Originally posted by taft
"So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it."

That's a good one.

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
ha

ha

ha

****in

hilarious

none

okay i giggled a little vin

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
crylaugh

Three tourists were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter one asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?" The girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrr, gerrrrrr, Kiiiiiing."

So theres this little league team thats always loosing. They're the Tampa Bay of baseball. So one year, their coach decides to change their name to "Off Constantly". So now everytime they get beat, the other team runs around yelling, "We beat off constantly! We beat off constantly!"

Brian: What kind of dog is that?
Terry: A police dog.
Brian: Are you sure, it doesn't look much like a police dog.
Terry: That's because it's a plain-clothes police dog.

Originally posted by taft
Three tourists were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter one asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?" The girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrr, gerrrrrr, Kiiiiiing."

Two men went into a pub, ordered two beers, took some sandwiches out of their packs and started to eat them. "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the pub-owner. The two men stopped, looked at each other and then swapped their sandwiches.

Originally posted by taft
Two men went into a pub, ordered two beers, took some sandwiches out of their packs and started to eat them. "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the pub-owner. The two men stopped, looked at each other and then swapped their sandwiches.

Originally posted by taft
Three tourists were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter one asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?" The girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrr, gerrrrrr, Kiiiiiing."

That's ****ing good.

dear God....stop! facepalm

a girl in high school is having trouble with her math homework, so she asks her older brother.
he says, "Go ask mom."
she asks her mom who replies, "Go ask your dad."
so she asks her dad who agrees to help her.
but when he looks at the problem he freezes.
after a few minutes she asks what wrong.
he replies, "When'd they start putting letters with it?"

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
dear God....stop! facepalm