The General Discussion Thread

I went to a disney themed party tonight. It was fun but awkward because I couldn't get drunk due to the sugar content in the booze.

At least you have your liver. Once that goes, you're a goner. And at least you won't get colon cancer like I will.

Yeah, I got that going for me.

I'll be needing a colonoscopy soon.

I'll do it!

naughty

vin

I have an ingrown toenail.

Dude

Sweet!

STFU Donnie.

Nihilism. **** me. Say what you want about the tenents of national socialism, but at least it's an ethos.

The man in the black pajama's.....worthy ****in adversary.

Well, you know. That's just like. You're opinion, man.

Who had black pajamas, Walter?

Mind if I do a J?

I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

Is this.....What day is it?

I've had a rough night, and I hate the ****ing eagles, man.