Wales actually has a load of history, the only problem being it was all written in Welsh and nobody gives a shit enough to translate it. What of Welsh history that is known largely consists of druids, stone circles, coal, and more druids. There is reliable evidence that the Lord of The Rings Trilogy gives us a brief insight into Welsh history but with more druids and sacramental wine. King Arthur supposedly came from Wales but they're probably making that up. Long ago, Southern Irish people came to Wales one day after being washed ashore in a drunken stupor. They introduced Guinness to the natives and left turkey-basters on the ground. This is sacred to the Welsh and the only way they procreate is by filling them with sperm and planting it in vaginas as most males are homosexual, similarly to England.
Originally posted by Slaydid you write this
Wales actually has a load of history, the only problem being it was all written in Welsh and nobody gives a shit enough to translate it. What of Welsh history that is known largely consists of druids, stone circles, coal, and more druids. There is reliable evidence that the Lord of The Rings Trilogy gives us a brief insight into Welsh history but with more druids and sacramental wine. King Arthur supposedly came from Wales but they're probably making that up. Long ago, Southern Irish people came to Wales one day after being washed ashore in a drunken stupor. They introduced Guinness to the natives and left turkey-basters on the ground. This is sacred to the Welsh and the only way they procreate is by filling them with sperm and planting it in vaginas as most males are homosexual, similarly to England.