Originally posted by walshy
I'm an idiot.. I ordered pizza then decided to brush my teeth because idek.. As I'm brushing my teeth, pizza arrives so I quickly swallow the toothpaste and wipe my mouth then answer the door, I come back, look in the mirror and there's some toothpaste on my nose somehow...
haermm
You're so special
You realise you're supposed to spit out that stuff, not swallow it right awebrow