The General Discussion Thread

Originally posted by Ax3l
rachel is the only one i haven't done anything with yet so i should try to figure something out for her

Ross has a great sandwich left and Rachel eats it. BUT Rachel goes on a wacky series of adventurers in order to try to make Ross think Joey did it.

Originally posted by Ax3l
rachel is the only one i haven't done anything with yet so i should try to figure something out for her

Whatever it is, give her very few clothes in it.

I mean all of their kids are basically nearing adulthood by now right?

maybe not chnandler and monica's kids but i know like Ben and the kid Ross and Rachel had Emma have got to be like late teens early 20's right? Maybe I could do something with that.

Okay so Ross lives with Ben because he didn't have anything left after he and Rachel divorced which happened recently like within the last few months

Maybe Emily came back to live with Rachel during this time

I'm thinking Ben and Emily do this kind of their own version of The Parent Trap at Joey's Funeral

It'll end with ross gingerly moving his hand over to Rachels hand which will imply hey maybe they can work things out (they never will becuz ross is garbage)

Then it has to turn out Joey isn't really dead and just wanted to see how much his Friends cared.

Rachel is murdered and then there's an actual funeral

The killer? Ross!

Ross killed Rachel and did 9/11

No it's already been established that Joey isn't dead, it's a twitter hoax that he's not smart enough to figure out

he doesn't even realize whats going on until he overhears it on the news or something and then he's like "I GOTTA GET BACK TO NEW YOAK!" you know with that accent he has

Originally posted by walshy
Ross killed Rachel and did 9/11

#WeWillNeverForget

and it's Ross' mega-dinosaur-zoo that split them apart. he became obsessive over all of it because he thought it would help him bond with his son or some bullshit idk everything doesn't have to have a deeper meaning i guess

Originally posted by Ax3l
and it's Ross' mega-dinosaur-zoo that split them apart. he became obsessive over all of it because he thought it would help him bond with his son or some bullshit idk everything doesn't have to have a deeper meaning i guess

His son Ben marries some woman and then Ben turns out to be gay.

yeah and ross is like "NO SON OF MINE WILL BE GAY!"

typical ross garbage

Originally posted by Ax3l
gang i haven't eaten in well over 48 hours now because of my stomach flu

about to have some soup so don't worry but i did lose like 8 lbs of bs weight that i'll just get back after a day

Kiss me.

I need this.

Originally posted by Ax3l
yeah and ross is like "NO SON OF MINE WILL BE GAY!"

typical ross garbage

But then at the end they make up. But then Ben and his family move away to California or something.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Kiss me.

I need this.

You wanna give Walshy the flu don't you? Gurl that ain't cool.

PS-I'm secretly fine with it.

oh i thought she needed the kiss wtf

She using you dawg. You're just caught up in this black widows web.

Originally posted by Surtur
His son Ben marries some woman and then Ben turns out to be gay.

It gives you an excuse to do a flashback.

"Anthropologist and Ceremonial Magician, Poke Runyon explains and demonstrates the authentic techniques of ancient Ritual Magick. Learn how to invoke Angels and evoke Spirits to visible appearance. Stand in the Magick Circle with Masters of the Art."

This documentary is called 'The Magick of Solomon" and it's promising you legit magic powers.

Originally posted by Surtur
"Anthropologist and Ceremonial Magician, Poke Runyon explains and demonstrates the authentic techniques of ancient Ritual Magick. Learn how to invoke Angels and evoke Spirits to visible appearance. Stand in the Magick Circle with Masters of the Art."

This documentary is called 'The Magick of Solomon" and it's promising you legit magic powers.

Pity life isn't a J.K. Rowling book.