Took away our native tongue.
And taught their english to our young.
And all the beads we made by hand
Are nowadays made in Japan.
Oh the 90's:
Maybe Monica and Chandler own a restaurant that was featured on Kitchen Nightmares and Monica completely freaks out on Gordon Ramsey and becomes an overnight sensation because unlike the other cooks on Kitchen Nightmares, she can actually cook.
It'll go a bit like this
Gordon: Okay, so. I've tasted everything. And I only have have complaint
Monica: Listen here, you limey freak. You think you're soo perfect with your stupid sexy haircut and your amazing physique? Please! I could outcook you any day! You could tie me up and I could still out cook you. TiE MY WRISTS, I MEAN!!! BEHIND MY BACK!!!!
(Continues blowing up for a long time)
Gordon: Madam, please. I was just going to say that the only problem here is that photograph on the wall of you and your husband
*cuts to picture of Chandler and Monica where Chandler is doing his shitty smile*
*Camera pans from painting to Chandler sitting next to the bar. As soon as he notices the camera is on him, he does the shitty smile*
*Gordon Ramsey does a Jim Halpert face at the camera*
You know this is kinda a parody of the whole Amy's Bakery snafoo, but it ends up with Monica being awesome and she gets her own reality cooking show