The General Discussion Thread

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Sorry ax, Welshy says we're not allowed to make out anymore

So I guess no kissing during the sex from now on ok

Originally posted by Ax3l
Maybe Monica and Chandler own a restaurant that was featured on Kitchen Nightmares and Monica completely freaks out on Gordon Ramsey and becomes an overnight sensation because unlike the other cooks on Kitchen Nightmares, she can actually cook.

It'll go a bit like this

Gordon: Okay, so. I've tasted everything. And I only have have complaint

Monica: Listen here, you limey freak. You think you're soo perfect with your stupid sexy haircut and your amazing physique? Please! I could outcook you any day! You could tie me up and I could still out cook you. TiE MY WRISTS, I MEAN!!! BEHIND MY BACK!!!!
(Continues blowing up for a long time)

Gordon: Madam, please. I was just going to say that the only problem here is that photograph on the wall of you and your husband

*cuts to picture of Chandler and Monica where Chandler is doing his shitty smile*

*Camera pans from painting to Chandler sitting next to the bar. As soon as he notices the camera is on him, he does the shitty smile*

*Gordon Ramsey does a Jim Halpert face at the camera*

You know this is kinda a parody of the whole Amy's Bakery snafoo, but it ends up with Monica being awesome and she gets her own reality cooking show

Originally posted by Ax3l
okay maybe not the whole "reality cooking show" bit, but maybe she'll get offers

either way their business is finally booming because of all the publicity from the Kitchen Nightmare's episode

Yeah, cut the whole reality cooking show

She could be constantly coming out while Gordon is eating to like to pick up around him and pour more water for him right after he takes a sip

And, as always, Chandler is just along for the ride

Wow imagine Monica and Danny Tammer in the same room. 2 persons that love to clean.

Watching bee movie again cause I can

Does make me feel guilty about eating honey tho

I use agave in my smoothies these days

is that the movie where the human lady falls in love with a bee?

okay no nonononono final shot for the FRIENDS reunion

okay so the gang is all reunited and walking through central park

what do they see? the fountain all lit up, spitting out water like fountains do. They all look at eachother and smile

the episode ends as they all run to the fountain to hop in, but we never actually get to see them hop in

credits

you're welcome

Originally posted by Ax3l
is that the movie where the human lady falls in love with a bee?

I guess.

It's more the film where Barry bee (Seinfeld) takes on the human race and wins.

Originally posted by Ax3l
okay no nonononono final shot for the FRIENDS reunion

okay so the gang is all reunited and walking through central park

what do they see? the fountain all lit up, spitting out water like fountains do. They all look at eachother and smile

the episode ends as they all run to the fountain to hop in, but we never actually get to see them hop in

credits

you're welcome

I had a weird moment of deja vu whilst reading this mhmm

Just watched a 9/11 documentary.

Unimaginable.

No matter how many times I see it. It still leaves me speechless.

Maybe I'll give trying to sleep another go

the

The what

Some really basic rock music was playing on Radio 6 and I was like "wow this is pretty middle-of-the-road for Radio 6"

It was a new Pixies song

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Originally posted by Ax3l
Maybe Monica and Chandler own a restaurant that was featured on Kitchen Nightmares and Monica completely freaks out on Gordon Ramsey and becomes an overnight sensation because unlike the other cooks on Kitchen Nightmares, she can actually cook.

It'll go a bit like this

Gordon: Okay, so. I've tasted everything. And I only have have complaint

Monica: Listen here, you limey freak. You think you're soo perfect with your stupid sexy haircut and your amazing physique? Please! I could outcook you any day! You could tie me up and I could still out cook you. TiE MY WRISTS, I MEAN!!! BEHIND MY BACK!!!!
(Continues blowing up for a long time)

Gordon: Madam, please. I was just going to say that the only problem here is that photograph on the wall of you and your husband

*cuts to picture of Chandler and Monica where Chandler is doing his shitty smile*

*Camera pans from painting to Chandler sitting next to the bar. As soon as he notices the camera is on him, he does the shitty smile*

*Gordon Ramsey does a Jim Halpert face at the camera*

You know this is kinda a parody of the whole Amy's Bakery snafoo, but it ends up with Monica being awesome and she gets her own reality cooking show

Hello friends

How is everyone's Monday?

Idk how ax can make the greatest friends episode ever and no major networks are throwing themselves at his feet