The General Discussion Thread

Started by Ax3l22,321 pages

hey did anyone archive my FRIENDS reunion posts?????

those were just notes i need those so i can start writing the script so if someone wants to compile those for me i'll give you a writing credit when i produce the episode

Originally posted by walshy
I think this might be your magnum opus

Originally posted by Ax3l
actually i think phoebe would be like a YouTube celebrity or something like that

like she'd be a justin bieber type where she'd put "smelly cat" on youtube with her playing the guitar and suddenly gets all kinds of record deals

that's what i'd see for Phoebe in the FRIENDS reunion i'm making in my head


Originally posted by Ax3l
I mean all of their kids are basically nearing adulthood by now right?

maybe not chnandler and monica's kids but i know like Ben and the kid Ross and Rachel had Emma have got to be like late teens early 20's right? Maybe I could do something with that.

Okay so Ross lives with Ben because he didn't have anything left after he and Rachel divorced which happened recently like within the last few months

Maybe Emily came back to live with Rachel during this time

I'm thinking Ben and Emily do this kind of their own version of The Parent Trap at Joey's Funeral

It'll end with ross gingerly moving his hand over to Rachels hand which will imply hey maybe they can work things out (they never will becuz ross is garbage)

Originally posted by Ax3l
and it's Ross' mega-dinosaur-zoo that split them apart. he became obsessive over all of it because he thought it would help him bond with his son or some bullshit idk everything doesn't have to have a deeper meaning i guess

Originally posted by Ax3l
Maybe Monica and Chandler own a restaurant that was featured on Kitchen Nightmares and Monica completely freaks out on Gordon Ramsey and becomes an overnight sensation because unlike the other cooks on Kitchen Nightmares, she can actually cook.

It'll go a bit like this

Gordon: Okay, so. I've tasted everything. And I only have have complaint

Monica: Listen here, you limey freak. You think you're soo perfect with your stupid sexy haircut and your amazing physique? Please! I could outcook you any day! You could tie me up and I could still out cook you. TiE MY WRISTS, I MEAN!!! BEHIND MY BACK!!!!
(Continues blowing up for a long time)

Gordon: Madam, please. I was just going to say that the only problem here is that photograph on the wall of you and your husband

*cuts to picture of Chandler and Monica where Chandler is doing his shitty smile*

*Camera pans from painting to Chandler sitting next to the bar. As soon as he notices the camera is on him, he does the shitty smile*

*Gordon Ramsey does a Jim Halpert face at the camera*

You know this is kinda a parody of the whole Amy's Bakery snafoo, but it ends up with Monica being awesome and she gets her own reality cooking show

Originally posted by Ax3l
okay maybe not the whole "reality cooking show" bit, but maybe she'll get offers

either way their business is finally booming because of all the publicity from the Kitchen Nightmare's episode

Yeah, cut the whole reality cooking show


Originally posted by Ax3l
She could be constantly coming out while Gordon is eating to like to pick up around him and pour more water for him right after he takes a sip
Originally posted by Ax3l
okay no nonononono final shot for the FRIENDS reunion

okay so the gang is all reunited and walking through central park

what do they see? the fountain all lit up, spitting out water like fountains do. They all look at eachother and smile

the episode ends as they all run to the fountain to hop in, but we never actually get to see them hop in

credits

you're welcome

I think that's mostly it
I want credit if you make this now

Originally posted by Ax3l
i snapchatted myself on the ****ing amazing waterjet massage table good christ i gotta get me one of those

waterjet massage table is bae

I must've missed this mmm

This sounds amazing

You sound amazing

I always dream that I'm still in school what gives

Aww my Welshy is so good 😍

Love that slutty jerk

Originally posted by walshy
I always dream that I'm still in school what gives

Because mentally you haven't progressed

and physically I guess but that's unrelated

Love you kinda

Hey shut up

You found the gif aw00t

Originally posted by walshy
I always dream that I'm still in school what gives
To be fair I often have dreams where I'm back at school, that and dreams where I suddenly realise I'm late for work and have to rush to my job at ASDA

Kinsella

Originally posted by Scribble
To be fair I often have dreams where I'm back at school, that and dreams where I suddenly realise I'm late for work and have to rush to my job at ASDA

That also sounds like welshys dream/life

Originally posted by walshy
You found the gif aw00t

awesome

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy

How long were you at asda

I wish I had dreams about eating pizza

Originally posted by walshy
How long were you at asda
A year and a half o15

Wow that's like 100 times longer than welshys ever been able to keep a job aweshock