Wtf, the cat just knocked some scotch tape off the top of the table.
Holy shit BURN these things with fire!
What kind of foul sorcery is responsible for this?
Wait one fish has fangs so large they can't even fit in its mouth. Okay this just proves God hates people.
Originally posted by Genesis-Soldier
ok so... I love our healthcare system.was having a sexy time with Le Girlfriend these past 2 days, we are both clean (sexually) and somehow a small cut from her fingers turns my bits into a aching, inflamed ***** of a pain...
nothing too bad but HOLY HELL FIRE I almost crawled to the doctors
What does this even mean? She gave you some sort of infection by scratching you with her fingernail?