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Yeshua

I gotta have a good meal

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Had such vivid dreams

In my last dream There was a pigeon that had a wound on its chest and was dripping blood and some woman saw it as she was driving by and I told her to contact rspca but she said it'd be dead soon and drove off.

So I was like 'but what if it's not?' so I called them and they sent over someone but we had to wait for someone else before going to find the pigeon. So I had Pringles with me and took her for a walk and she followed the blood and found the pigeon cowering behind a box. So we went back and then all of us went to get the pigeon

But then I woke up

One of my earlier dreams I was at the house of my irl old childminder and there was the two girls I used to look after irl when I was a live in nanny there for some reason and the eldest one was only like 10 but she was wearing this awful outfit with over the knee stockings and I was so angry cause it was so inappropriate and nobody was telling her otherwise but I felt like I couldn't say anything cause I didn't look after her anymore so I was getting all worked up and then I finally told her mum I had to leave and explained why and she said she'd told her but she never listens and I was like "she's 10! Make her listen!" Like wtf and was so angry ha-son

So yeah that's a couple of dreams I had last night

There was another one where my old childminders like could pump air to where I was.. Like they were supplying my air conditioning and I was riding a motorcycle in some real hot place like a desert and text them for cold air and they did it and I had nice cool air on my face

Then another time it was cold so I asked for warm air but I was worrying that I was taking the piss and they'd get the hump and stop cause it cost them money to do

And another where I was going on holiday and trying to get thru the airport and a couple people from our group disappeared and I was panicking to find them in time for the flight

Then we had to pay 85p each for some toll thing and I was trying to find it in my change purse but had all my luggage and couldn't do it and the 2 ppl I was with were not helping me and I was panicking and getting real upset

Oh and there was another bit where there were 2 guys named Tom that used to work for us and they left but I liked one but the other was a total tool and they hated each other and of course the tool one got a crush on me and sent me a miniature lawn mower that was actually like an iron to iron things out like book pages and stuff but looked like a lawnmower
Then he sent me this long message about how the other Tom came into his work and acted like a douche and was expecting me to back him up but instead I was like "oh you two are so cute, get a room" which annoyed him even more.

That mini lawnmower thing is genius

Ikr I actually want one irl pained

Make one and take it on Dragon's Den

Will do aweposh

I hate the anxiety I get when I have an appointment for something and the time creeps towards it and I feel like I need more time to just not do anything

I have absolute faith in you!

To do or achieve anything you want or have to do

I don't awesome

What a great invention

Muggi

"Muggi is Swedish for “we’ll call it that for now”, but the product is British. Designed by a yachtsman, it’s apparently perfect for boats, but who keeps a boat in this economic climate? Things are so bad that one of my shoes is a rental. Anyway, I tried it and it worked. "

Lol

Rhik Sammader. What a great columnist (?). Journalist (?) I dunno whatever he is, I really enjoyed it.