If you were a Predator......

Alice from Resident Evil.

Originally posted by Lušh
idiot

Obvious joke post is obvious. The bashing necessary? 😬

In seriousness, I think Il Duce from Boondock Saints would make a good target.

Originally posted by XanatosForever
Obvious joke post is obvious. The bashing necessary? 😬

In seriousness, I think Il Duce from Boondock Saints would make a good target.

(I call everyone an idiot, its the only name i like using)

Ill Duce? Dude he'd last maybe five seconds.

Originally posted by Lušh
lol, i figured it was with the ">.>" face

(I call everyone an idiot, its the only name i like using)

Heh, fair enough.

Il Duce (the guy's not sick, Il is [I think] italian for "the"😉 probably is a weakling. Hmm...Rambo. 😛

Rambo, in the Vietnamese jungle, armed with his bow and knife, is a good choice.

Riddick on Crematoria is second best 😂

Seriously.

Originally posted by Robtard
Suicide mission for the Predator.

Nar, I would take the Hulk down.

Hulk smash grab alien rectum.

No, I would only hunt during the night in stealth mode and from afar. He'll never see me.

How does one kill the Hulk?

Well I had Norton's Hulk in mind, and that version didn't show a healing factor.

So theres a few ways. I could use the discus from Predator 2, that pretty much slices anything on the Hulk to get a critical hit or maybe a decap. Then I would impale him with my spear. Then repeatedly blast him with my plasma cannon.

If I manage to KO him for awhile, I'll put my bomb in his mouth and set it for enough time for me to get out.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
How does one kill the Hulk?

"One does not simply" kill the Hulk.

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Originally posted by Placidity
Well I had Norton's Hulk in mind, and that version didn't show a healing factor.

So theres a few ways. I could use the discus from Predator 2, that pretty much slices anything on the Hulk to get a critical hit or maybe a decap. Then I would impale him with my spear. Then repeatedly blast him with my plasma cannon.

If I manage to KO him for awhile, I'll put my bomb in his mouth and set it for enough time for me to get out.

He did, was just very subtle.

Considering what the Hulk shrugged off, it's questionable if those weapons would do more than superficial damage.

Originally posted by Robtard
He did, was just very subtle.

Considering what the Hulk shrugged off, it's questionable if those weapons would do more than superficial damage.

Robtard, I watched the movie again, for a 3rd time (a very very rare thing for me) and it does not show a healing factor.

Hulk keeps the very same injuries from the college campus scene as he does when he brings Betty to the cave. Same exact injuries, which is hours later. No healing, whatsoever. Yes, one of the reasons I watched it, on Blu-ray, no less, was to see if Hulk really had a healling factor.

The closest to anything resembling it is the bleeding stopping abruptly from one scene to the next when Abomination stabbed hulk with his Elbow spikes. I would attribute that to CG continuity errors. (They figured it wouldn't be noticed by very many...so they didn't waste the time it took to incorporate the difficult to animate fluid on Hulk's body.)

I'd have to watch it again to point out all the subtleties.

Dude, him not bleeding out from a huge and deep stab into in chest would be one of those subtleties, he bleed at first then it stopped and by the time he jumps away, the hole is somewhat puckered up (ie closing). For you to arbitrarily claim "CGI errors" is silly.

puckered up hole haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
puckered up hole haermm

The Hulk's anus could potentially put out an unlimited amount of clamping force, so I'd think twice before you went up in in.

Predator versus Nightcrawler?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Predator versus Nightcrawler?

Be a good fight, if NC could avoid the first stealth attack (or not be seriously impaired from it) and lock-in on the Predator, his TP would destroy the fool.

Watching "Deadliest Warrior", damn decent show. You can watch it online too it seems. It's Samurai Vs Viking tonight, last week was Apache Vs Gladiator. http://www.spike.com/show/31082

Wonder how Wolverine would fair.