If you were a Predator......

Started by Robtard3 pages
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Wonder how Wolverine would fair.

Predator would pound Wolverine with his long range blades and canon, taking Wolverine down in a smoking bloody mess. Predator would come in to collect his prize, by then Wolverine's HF has kicked in enough to make him battle ready and the last thing the Predator hears would be 'snikt, snikt'.

✅ And "Bub."

I thought this was what we would do as a Predator, therefore, we wouldn't make mistakes like getting close to Wolverine without making sure we've f'ed him up considerably first.

Then all you could do is attack from a distance until your ammo run out, cause that HF is top notch and you can't break him into pieces with that adamantium skeleton he sports.

Originally posted by Robtard
Then all you could do is attack from a distance until your ammo run out, cause that HF is top notch and you can't break him into pieces with that adamantium skeleton he sports.

You could knock him out though. Impale him several times so he's in too much agony to fight back etc. And I'm sure I could knock him out cold for quite a while before my plasma cannon "runs out". Then you could try tie him up and drown him, bury him alive, throw him in a volcano etc.

I believe this is a "who would you hunt as a Predator", not "who can you knock out and run away from for a win."

I don't think Predator's employ 'tying up and drowning' or 'dropping their prey into volcanoes' as part of their hunting practices. Volcano was a funny touch though.

Originally posted by Robtard
I believe this is a "who would you hunt as a Predator", not "who can you knock out and run away from for a win."

I don't think Predator's employ 'tying up and drowning' or 'dropping their prey into volcanoes' as part of their hunting practices. Volcano was a funny touch though.

Yea, I know. I wouldn't pick Wolverine in the first place. But just wanted to point out, if we were the Pred, you could take down Wolvy if you really wanted to.

Also, I wouldn't be able to take his skull out as a trophy 😂

Originally posted by Robtard
I believe this is a "who would you hunt as a Predator", not "who can you knock out and run away from for a win."

I don't think Predator's employ 'tying up and drowning' or 'dropping their prey into volcanoes' as part of their hunting practices. Volcano was a funny touch though.

Indeed haermm

I think that acid goo stuff they use in AvPII would be sufficient to kill Wolverine once he was knocked out. The prize would then be a lovely Adamantium skeleton.

Originally posted by jaden101
I think that acid goo stuff they use in AvPII would be sufficient to kill Wolverine once he was knocked out. The prize would then be a lovely Adamantium skeleton.

Possibly, considering the HF doesn't counter it, as Wolverine's HF was most impressive when Phoenix was disintegrating flesh down to the bone in X3 and he grew it all back within seconds. So it's questionable.

Predator would have to KO him from a distance then move in with the quickness and apply the acid before Wolverine recovers and cuts off his arms and legs.

Personally, I see my original scenario as being the most likely outcome, Pred taking him down, then moving in and getting a surprise skewering for his troubles.

I can imagine the look on Pred's face when he is beeding out. "What the hell are you...."

I'd hunt Ghandi or Charlie Chaplin.

haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I can imagine the look on Pred's face when he is beeding out. "What the hell are you...."
drylaugh

Originally posted by Robtard
I'd have to watch it again to point out all the subtleties.

Dude, him not bleeding out from a huge and deep stab into in chest would be one of those subtleties, he bleed at first then it stopped and by the time he jumps away, the hole is somewhat puckered up (ie closing). For you to arbitrarily claim "CGI errors" is silly.

Not at all considering Hulk kept the gaping wounds and scratches all over his body, hours later, in the cave scene.

Fact is, they incorporated Hulk's healing little to at not all in the movie.

And, no, there's no puckering.

And to attribute the only thing scene in the film as almost a healing factor is nothing sort of justifying PIS.

Originally posted by Lušh
drylaugh
Right? haermm

Spider-Man

Doubtful a Pred would ever touch Spidey.

Yea, Spidey-sense would own you. Then your only suprise attack advantage is gone.