The most epically epic Movie Vs. thread, EVER!

Started by Robtard5 pages

The most epically epic Movie Vs. thread, EVER!

Team 1: McClane's Manglers

1) McClane (Diehard series) - Gun
2) Hartigan (Sin City) - Gun
3) Jack Mosley (16 Blocks) - Gun
4) Jimmy 'The Tulip' Tudeski (The Whole 9 Yards) - Gun
5) A.K. Waters (Tears of the Sun) - Gun
6) William A. McNamara (Hart's War) - Gun
7) David Dunn (Unbreakable) - Bare hands
8) Korben Dallas (5th Element) - Future hand gun
9) Jackal (The Jackal) - Gun
10) John Smith (Last Man Standing) - Twin guns
11) Butch Coolidge (Pulp Fiction) - Man killing fist and gold watch
12) Joe Hallenbeck (Last Boy Scout) - Gun and booze
13) Hudson Hawk (Hudson Hawk) - rope, hooks and thieving gear

Team 2: Riggs' Reamers

1) Riggs (Lethal Weapon series) - Gun and Murtuagh w/ gun
2) Hal Moore (We Were Soldiers) - Gun
3) Benjamin Martin (The Patriot) - Guns, rifle, hatchet and knife from movie
4) Porter (Payback) - Gun
5) William Wallace (Braveheart) - Great-sword and mace
6) Bret Maverick - (Maverick) Gun (era specific 6-shooter)
7) Max (Mad Max series) - DB-sawed-off shotgun
8) Jerry Fletcher (Conspiracy Theory) - Gun
9) Rick Jarmin (Bird On A Wire) - Gun
10) Dale 'Mac' McKussic (Tequila Sunrise) - Gun
11) P.G. Kelly (Attack Force Z) - Gun
12) Frank Dunne (Gallipoli) - Enfield Bolt Action Rifle
13) Tom Mullen (Ransom) - Gun, believes McClane's Manglers has his son

("Gun" = 9mm. Ammo 22 rounds)

Scenario A) Fight takes place in a sectioned off four city blocks (generic metropolitan city). They all start apart from each other, scattered. Which team has at least one man standing in the end?

Scenario B) Fight takes place in a huge multistory warehouse, teams start grouped together, one at each end. Which team has at least one man standing in the end?

Scenario C) Gladiator pit in "Gladiator", they all start with some ancient weapon of their choice, short sword, hand axe, trident or club. Which team has at least one man standing in the end?

Scenario D) Open area H2H (ie no weapons), anything goes. Which team has at least one man standing in the end?

team 1 for anything involving guns predominantly due to Korben Dallas (the scene when he looks for a split second though the door...counts the bad guys on the left and right....blasts away and then recounts them and most of them are dead shows his ability is way above the rest of them)

AK Waters would also make a big difference in 1 and 2. He's probably one of the most highly trained of the lot and seems to have a decent amount of stealth ability.

open hand to hand i'd have to go with David Dunn being left. Not through his ability to fight but because he's basically far more durable than any of the others. You could beat on him until you're exhausted and he still wouldn't have a mark on him.

as for in a gladiator style areana. I think those who've fought in situations similar would be most helpful so William Wallace and and Ben Martin left....I'd like to say Wallace for the win for obvious reasons.....So I will.

Well scenario C doesn't really count cuz you've already appropriated weapons.
With the rest Bruce willis's cast has much more brawn, espesially dunn who is UNBREAKABLE which means he'll always be the last man standing.

Originally posted by omgchos
Well scenario C doesn't really count cuz you've already appropriated weapons.
With the rest Bruce willis's cast has much more brawn, espesially dunn who is UNBREAKABLE which means he'll always be the last man standing.

Why doesn't it count? Instead of guns, they all have hand held weapons.

I wasn't factoring in that he's both bullet proof and axe to the face proof, just a really durable guy.

Martin and Wallace are both beast, they have plenty of "braun", Max is also a bit of a damage sponge himself. That team also has an extra guy to even things out, as many of the Gibson films are set in the past.

I'd also put Martin on par with Waters, in regards to seek and destroy capabilites and stealth, up close battle, he's one of the very best on the list. Martin was like the original special forces guy.

crylaugh

Ok ok ok Hold on man, My balls just blew out of my eye sockets when i tried to comprehend this mo****ah. You gonna have to give me a couple o days to register dis shit, but i'm seriously going to post on this but for now, im going with team McClane, just cuz 😑

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
crylaugh

I know, some cry, some shit themselves, some laugh nervously and some do all three when faced with things of such awe inspring magnitude.

Take a few deep breaths, relax and come back swinging with a proper reply.

Originally posted by Robtard
I know, some cry, some shit themselves, some laugh nervously and some do all three when faced with things of such awe inspring magnitude.

Take a few deep breaths, relax and come back swinging with a proper reply.

No, this is more of a thread about which ACTOR has played bad asses on a more consistent basis.

I do remember Attack Force Z, though, great flick.

Originally posted by Robtard
I know, some cry, some shit themselves, some laugh nervously and some do all three when faced with things of such awe inspring magnitude.

Take a few deep breaths, relax and come back swinging with a proper reply.


Dude.... he was in a MASSIVE train wreck...... u know what happens in a train wreck....... EVERYTHING. sharp objects and glass slice you, Large objects crush you, fires burn you, etc. A lil bullet or a huge axe is gonna have as much affect on dunn as me trying to kick a boulder in half.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No, this is more of a thread about which ACTOR has played bad asses on a more consistent basis.

I do remember Attack Force Z, though, great flick.

Okay then, if you're going to be a silly ******* and insist on seeing it that way, which one?

Originally posted by omgchos
Dude.... he was in a MASSIVE train wreck...... u know what happens in a train wreck....... EVERYTHING. sharp objects and glass slice you, Large objects crush you, fires burn you, etc. A lil bullet or a huge axe is gonna have as much affect on dunn as me trying to kick a boulder in half.

Fine, if you're going to cry about it, but there is no concrete proof that a bullet in the eye would just bounce off or if he's choke proof.

Lets just say the Manglers need at least two guys (one being Dunn) standing to win in any given round. If it comes down to Dunn and any one Reamer, the Reamers win by default.

Feel better now?

Originally posted by Robtard
Okay then, if you're going to be a silly ******* and insist on seeing it that way, which one?
Thinking.

Originally posted by Robtard
Fine, if you're going to cry about it, but there is no concrete proof that a bullet in the eye would just bounce off or if he's choke proof.

[b]Lets just say the Manglers need at least two guys (one being Dunn) standing to win in any given round. If it comes down to Dunn and any one Reamer, the Reamers win by default.

Feel better now? [/B]


Now your changing the rules?
And what would make his eye different from the rest of him? And hes super strong as the lifting weights showed... so he could pull of someone choking him.

Re: The most epically epic Movie Vs. thread, EVER!

Originally posted by Robtard
[b]Team 1: McClane's Manglers

1) McClane (Diehard series) - Gun
2) Hartigan (Sin City) - Gun
3) Jack Mosley (16 Blocks) - Gun
4) Jimmy 'The Tulip' Tudeski (The Whole 9 Yards) - Gun
5) A.K. Waters (Tears of the Sun) - Gun
6) William A. McNamara (Hart's War) - Gun
7) David Dunn (Unbreakable) - Bare hands
8) Korben Dallas (5th Element) - Future hand gun
9) Jackal (The Jackal) - Gun
10) John Smith (Last Man Standing) - Twin guns
11) Butch Coolidge (Pulp Fiction) - Man killing fist and gold watch
12) Joe Hallenbeck (Last Boy Scout) - Gun and booze
13) Hudson Hawk (Hudson Hawk) - rope, hooks and thieving gear

Team 2: Riggs' Reamers

1) Riggs (Lethal Weapon series) - Gun and Murtuagh w/ gun
2) Hal Moore (We Were Soldiers) - Gun
3) Benjamin Martin (The Patriot) - Guns, rifle, hatchet and knife from movie
4) Porter (Payback) - Gun
5) William Wallace (Braveheart) - Great-sword and mace
6) Bret Maverick - (Maverick) Gun (era specific 6-shooter)
7) Max (Mad Max series) - DB-sawed-off shotgun
8) Jerry Fletcher (Conspiracy Theory) - Gun
9) Rick Jarmin (Bird On A Wire) - Gun
10) Dale 'Mac' McKussic (Tequila Sunrise) - Gun
11) P.G. Kelly (Attack Force Z) - Gun
12) Frank Dunne (Gallipoli) - Enfield Bolt Action Rifle
13) Tom Mullen (Ransom) - Gun, believes McClane's Manglers has his son

("Gun" = 9mm. Ammo 22 rounds)

Scenario A) Fight takes place in a sectioned off four city blocks (generic metropolitan city). They all start apart from each other, scattered. Which team has at least one man standing in the end?

Scenario B) Fight takes place in a huge multistory warehouse, teams start grouped together, one at each end. Which team has at least one man standing in the end?

Scenario C) Gladiator pit in "Gladiator", they all start with some ancient weapon of their choice, short sword, hand axe, trident or club. Which team has at least one man standing in the end?

Scenario D) Open area H2H (ie no weapons), anything goes. Which team has at least one man standing in the end? [/B]

A: Smith, Last man standing
B: Waters, Tears of the sun
C: Mad Max
D: Hartigan

Originally posted by omgchos
Now your changing the rules?
And what would make his eye different from the rest of him? And hes super strong as the lifting weights showed... so he could pull of someone choking him.

I'm adjusting the rules due to an oversight on one of the players, obviously.

I don't know, maybe because the eye is more vulnerable than say the cranium on humans. For one, a team effort. You seem lack any ability to think outside the box.

David Dunn wins....

Against everyone, at once. 😐

Originally posted by dadudemon
David Dunn wins....

Against everyone, at once. 😐

There was an amendment due to that oversight.

Originally posted by Robtard
There was an amendment due to that oversight.

lol

Didn't see that.

Edit - I just read your opening post in this thread.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No, this is more of a thread about which ACTOR has played bad asses on a more consistent basis.

I do remember Attack Force Z, though, great flick.

Why hows come you got to be the buzz kill 😂

Originally posted by dadudemon
David Dunn wins....

Against everyone, at once. 😐

yeah, because if you gave dunn guns. He would become a McCladun and that is all kinds of badassery