The most epically epic Movie Vs. thread, EVER!

Started by Sadako of Girth5 pages

Originally posted by Robtard
I know, some cry, some shit themselves, some laugh nervously and some do all three when faced with things of such awe inspring magnitude.

Take a few deep breaths, relax and come back swinging with a proper reply.

I did all of those things. All at once.

I just couldnt take its pure blinding epicness for a spilt second.

Originally posted by dadudemon
David Dunn wins....

Against everyone, at once. 😐

Except against McClane, of course.

Fart. That is all.

Thats no ass virgin's fart.

The games up.

We know all about you now.

You and Riggs.

Does Murtaugh know about this?

She was there as I dangled my raisins on her forehead.

Those shrivelled small Riggs-like raisins, as opposed to McClane's indestructable uber dense steel balls of....of....steel....and...and....death.

Dude whatever I tapped that ass.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Dude whatever I tapped that ass.

And then she smacked you when she saw your hand?

😂

haermm shaddap.

and an epic twist...

In Sceanrio A, which team would be better suited to take on a Predator with full gear?

(For the sake of argument, if Dunn is the only one standing in the Manglers' team, then it's akin to them all going down.)

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
haermm shaddap.

😆

Originally posted by Robtard
(For the sake of argument, if Dunn is the only one standing in the Manglers' team, then it's akin to them all going down.)

On who?

No thats the other team you were just thinking of there.

It is they who have the locked jaws and sore arseholes.... 😮‍💨

Originally posted by Robtard
I'm adjusting the rules due to an oversight on one of the players, obviously.

I don't know, maybe because the eye is more vulnerable than say the cranium on humans. For one, a team effort. You seem lack any ability to think outside the box.


Im poiting out that he id UNBREAKABLE. why should his eyes be ne different?

Hartigan and Smith are the baddest of the bad here.

Originally posted by omgchos
Im poiting out that he id UNBREAKABLE. why should his eyes be ne different?

Dude, even Elijah said that comic books were exaggerations of powers rare people had, so if you want to believe he could survive anything and absolutely nothing can hurt him, go ahead. I took it as he's an extraordinary guy, but still with limits, i.e a bullet to the head would probably kill him, as would a nuke, but you go with that "he's UNBREAKABLE!" bit. Because really, people have survived train wrecks, it's not something beyond amazing, sure they were hurt, but that's were Dunn's abilities come in.

Anyhow, I amended the thread to take into account his 'unbreakable-ness', so I really don't know why you're still going on.

Originally posted by Robtard
Dude, even Elijah said that comic books were exaggerations of powers rare people had, so if you want to believe he could survive anything and absolutely nothing can hurt him, go ahead. I took it as he's an extraordinary guy, but still with limits, i.e a bullet to the head would probably kill him, as would a nuke, but you go with that "he's UNBREAKABLE!" bit. Because really, people have survived train wrecks, it's not something beyond amazing, sure they were hurt, but that's were Dunn's abilities come in.

Anyhow, I amended the thread to take into account his 'unbreakable-ness', so I really don't know why you're still going on.


As long as you keep retorting ill keep retorting... its give and take.
And i admit a nuke would get him i didn't say he was unvaporizable.
And i must point out he was the sole survivor of the train wreck, therefore according to your logic, M. Night should have called the Movie Lucky but Tough. Elijah had a theory BTW he wasn't an omnicient being who KNEW they were exagerations. And as far as we know Dunn was some freak of nature who was in fact UNBREAKABLE. Which is prolly why the movie was named so.... But you keep acting like your right if it makes you feel better.
And another thing.... he wasn't just tough, he had the ability to see the crimes people had committed. Thats not some exagerated power... That is in fact a super human ability. And don't try to come back with elijahs quote about it just being a feeling, not visions, cuz we saw what he saw and it was in fact remote viewing.

Welll look out for "Unbreakable 2" where he tries shooting himself in the eye to settle internet debates...

Its only 3 minutes and 08 seconds long, though.
So you might want the small popcorn, that night.

Till that fateful day... i stand by what i said.

Originally posted by omgchos
As long as you keep retorting ill keep retorting... its give and take.
And i admit a nuke would get him i didn't say he was unvaporizable.
And i must point out he was the sole survivor of the train wreck, therefore according to your logic, M. Night should have called the Movie Lucky but Tough. Elijah had a theory BTW he wasn't an omnicient being who KNEW they were exagerations. And as far as we know Dunn was some freak of nature who was in fact UNBREAKABLE. Which is prolly why the movie was named so.... But you keep acting like your right if it makes you feel better.
And another thing.... he wasn't just tough, he had the ability to see the crimes people had committed. Thats not some exagerated power... That is in fact a super human ability. And don't try to come back with elijahs quote about it just being a feeling, not visions, cuz we saw what he saw and it was in fact remote viewing.

Your comprehension skills are shit.

Surviving a train wreck has happened though, so that in of itself isn't beyond reason. Him being unhurt, well, that's what makes him special, to a degree, the limits of which we don't really know.

M. Night wanted to leave it a bit within the realm of reason, yeah he's incredibly tough, yeah he has some serious strength and yeah he has some measure of clairvoyance, is he Superman though? Probably not (see: Elijah's comments on comic books, stories, powers etc.)

I already said that was my interpretation (see comprehension above) of his capabilities, so it has nothing to do with me wanting to be right, on the other-hand, your insistence of dwelling on this despite that I immediately amended the rules to reflect your original grievance is clearly an indication that you feel you need to win something. Guess what champ, you did, I amended the thread because of you.