Wolverine Vs The 300
Bloody interdimensional rifts.
The Admantium-embellished one ventures through one back to ancient times and is mistaken for an enemy of Spartan civilisation.
They steal his cigars and refuse to give them back "Over their dead bodies", putting Wolverine in the position of having to reclaim them anyway.
How long will the 300 last....?
More than 300 minutes in combat, Bub..?
How long will it be before he can sit back and smoke a stogie unhindered by angry midgets?
But he wont stay down and throwing of a cliff wont help either.
He could use his claws to claw his way up the sides of any allegedly bottomless pit.
And the Spartans have no way to seperate his skull from his the rest of his skeleton, due to its molecularly bonded adamantium skeleton.
His regen will do the rest.
His claws would destory every sheild and bit of armour they have.
Hell if he just travels the earth Cane from Kung-Fu style for around 80 years and comes back, he'll have outlived most of them and the remaining 23 or so will be easy fodder for Wolverine in berserker mode..
More and more I think about it, as you can see, I guess, I think its more the Wolverine victory is assured.