Wolverine Vs The 300

😂 Not nearly as gay as Sparta, though.

Thats almost Statham movie/brokeback mountain level.

haermm Remember that gay guy from the GDF, the one who said he was gonna have a Spartan body?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
haermm Remember that gay guy from the GDF, the one who said he was gonna have a Spartan body?

I think his last name was "Latino Stallion", he failed miserably at his task.

Originally posted by Robtard
I think his last name was "Latino Stallion", he failed miserably at his task.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
OH yeah, that was your boy haermm

My boy? You were friends with him, I merely tolerated him.

Originally posted by Robtard
My boy? You were friends with him, I merely tolerated him.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
haermm Remember that gay guy from the GDF, the one who said he was gonna have a Spartan body?

No but YOU clearly do.... lolz

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
He was a cool guy to talk to outside the GDF, we pm'd for a while.

Im almost certain that the M means "Massage" but im at a loss as to what the "P" could stand for.... 😛

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Im almost certain that the M means "Massage" but im at a loss as to what the "P" could stand for.... 😛

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Im almost certain that the M means "Massage" but im at a loss as to what the "P" could stand for.... 😛

Prostate

Yes! That was it....!!! ....thank you. 😛

🙄

😛 You can take it. 😛

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no. Thanx for your concern though.

Thats ok. 😄

Dude, this already happened. I swears to huffle puff i saw this comic just the other week. Apocalypse traveled back in time and gave the Spartans Adamantium shields and Carbonadium weapons. Wolverine died within seconds. No Spartan was injured.

Trust me, it happened. I think the issue is coming out next week.

I heard Luke Skywalker just made a lightsaber with adamantium and kryptonite crystals.

pfft, that aint nothin son. I heard that Iron man just made a new suit out of Vibranium and carbonadium. It also makes toaster strudels and has hook ups for any washer and dryer. Unfortunately, since Stark opted for the Washer/Dryer hookups there wasn't enough room left for the mp3 player. He is stuck using his walkman.

Is Wolverine really any less skilled?

He has over a hundred years of battle experience.

Heck, Sabretooth, in agility mode (chasing Cyke) would be a contender.