Swine Flu

Started by Symmetric Chaos23 pages
Originally posted by lord xyz
I've currently got flu. Could be swine cept my temp is only 37.5 and I have no shortness of breath.

Swine Flu causes hypothermia?

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Swine Flu causes hypothermia?
Causes a fever and fever is bolded. So I'm assuming something like 39C or 101F.

Originally posted by jaden101
The video is wrong on several points...The main one being Swine flu IS H1N1...it IS the same virus as the 1918 pandemic and so humans do actually have a degree of immunity to it.

He's right that a virus pandemic will eventually cause a massive death toll that will be emphasised greatly in the age of global travel...It just wont be this pandemic.

Wasn't H1N1 avian flu?

Originally posted by lord xyz
Wasn't H1N1 avian flu?

H1N1 is the classification for many strains of flu virus, including this one, the Spanish Flu and certain avian flus.

Originally posted by lord xyz
I've currently got flu. Could be swine cept my temp is only 37.5 and I have no shortness of breath.

No, that's you finally starting the process of puberty.

Which'll be rough, with all the periods and everything.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Which'll be rough, with all the periods and everything.

Was that a pun?

Or did you only mean he was a girl......or that he....uses...too many periods...?

Just the former, really....

We call punctuative periods "Full stops" over here....

"Periods" in that sense is just an Americanism, I think...

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Just the former, really....

We call punctuative periods "Full stops" over here....

Oh. So in China, they're called full stops. Odd.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
"Periods" in that sense is just an Americanism, I think...

Really.

You don't call them periods at all? Full stop, technically, is shorter to say, so that way would be doubly more efficient and as it also avoids the homophones of "period".

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Just the former, really....

We call punctuative periods "Full stops" over here....

That's stupid and inefficient and sounds funny.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Oh. So in China, they're called full stops. Odd.

They don't use periods in Chinese, they use little circles.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
That's stupid and inefficient and sounds funny.

Just the opposite, actually. It is one fewer syllable, and it avoids "period" homophones. Sure, "full stop" has another meaning, but the meanings are similar.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
They don't use periods in Chinese, they use little circles.

No no, the native chinaman just said they call those dots, "full stops."

Originally posted by dadudemon
Oh. So in China, they're called full stops. Odd.

Really.

You don't call them periods at all? Full stop, technically, is shorter to say, so that way would be doubly more efficient and as it also avoids the homophones of "period".

They're called full stops everywhere except the US and possibly Canada you ignorant dick.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Oh. So in China, they're called full stops. Odd.

Really.

You don't call them periods at all? Full stop, technically, is shorter to say, so that way would be doubly more efficient and as it also avoids the homophones of "period".

China wtf....? lol

I'm in England.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
China wtf....? lol

I'm in England.

lulz

I know.

I was being a smartass. Brace yourself because here's the logic.

You like your weeds so you have "chinese eyes", every now and then.

Everyone knows that Americans think that every "Asian looking" person is from China.

I am an American.

You are British and everyone knows that the British look down on Americans as generally ignorant and fat.

Therefore, I can easily pass off as a "typical ignorant Yank" who thinks everyone who looks "Asian" is from China. 😄

If someone were to show me a map of the U.K., I'd say, "Has to be China. No doubt."

Welcome to my mind. 🙂

You're ignorant and most definitely fat.

Originally posted by Robtard
You're ignorant and most definitely fat.

Indeed. What I know compared to what can be known....there is a vast chasm so great that not even your mom could fill the void.

And, I'm not that fat. I am around 14-15 and dropping. That's not that bad...is it?

14 or 15 what?

Originally posted by dadudemon
Indeed. What I know compared to what can be known....there is a vast chasm so great that not even your mom could fill the void.

And, I'm not that fat. I am around 14-15 and dropping. That's not that bad...is it?

But my cock could, oh, see what I did there?

Chunky.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
14 or 15 what?

Intelligence score; no, not on the D&D stats table.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
14 or 15 what?

Most people who are into fitness know that it refers to a bodfat %. Since Robtard is probably in better physical condition and probably works out more often than I, he knows exactly what I'm talking about. Since I didn't feel like typing more than I had to, because I was pressed for time, I didn't. Robtard knows what I meant as he was the target. Mission accomplished. 😉

You know I'm just busting your boys about the fat comment.