Godzilla vs. Pirates of the Caribbean Kraken

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Godzilla vs. Pirates of the Caribbean Kraken

Which will win?

I assume they are fighting in the ocean?

Gojira stomps that overgrown squid.

To Rogue Jedi: YES.

Kraken pwns. Whats Godzilla gonna do in the middle of the ocean?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Kraken pwns. Whats Godzilla gonna do in the middle of the ocean?

...You do realize Godzilla lives in the ocean, yes? The only reason he comes out is to occasionally wreak havoc on cities. Godzilla will wtfshitstomp the Kraken harder than Lord Beckett ever could. 😛

Originally posted by XanatosForever
...You do realize Godzilla lives in the ocean, yes? The only reason he comes out is to occasionally wreak havoc on cities. Godzilla will wtfshitstomp the Kraken harder than Lord Beckett ever could. 😛
How big is the Kracken compared to Godzilla?

Size has never been an issue for Godzilla, but for the sake of argument, I would say its tentacls, which is mainly what it would be using, could probably reach from G's head to his waist, maybe. The only thing I know for certain is that Godzilla towers over skyscrapers, so he's pretty massive.

U didn't specify whether this is PWNAGE radiation spewing japanese godzilla who would stomp the kraken. Or the shitty mutated Matt broderick Godzilla that would get owned.

Originally posted by omgchos
U didn't specify whether this is PWNAGE radiation spewing japanese godzilla who would stomp the kraken. Or the shitty mutated Matt broderick Godzilla that would get owned.
I thought he meant the latter.

Originally posted by omgchos
U didn't specify whether this is PWNAGE radiation spewing japanese godzilla who would stomp the kraken. Or the shitty mutated Matt broderick Godzilla that would get owned.

Good point. If this is G.I.N.O. we're talking about, then Kraken actually has a good chance of winning.

I was gonna say. The recent godzilla was just useless in a giant monster fight.

OK I'll describe Godzilla:

300 feet tall
probably 700 feet long
has firebreathing abilities
defeated multiple monsters
wiped out entire cities off the face of the Earth
Is the Toho industry's greatest monster IMO
can swim
is just an irradiated and mutated dinosaur that can crash the Empire State Building with one blow

Shoulda just said Japanese godzilla that woulda been enough.

Indeed, and that just confirms that the Pirates will be serving microwaved calamari for dinner tonight. 😄

Shoulda used Clash of the titans Kracken.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Shoulda used Clash of the titans Kracken.

Godzilla would just fry it via atomic breath.

Another question, how deep is the ocean?

Look up the Mariana Trench and you'll have the deepest point as a reference.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Another question, how deep is the ocean?

Mariana Trench, at about 6.8 miles. Why?

Edit: Or what the cat said above.