Bruce Lee against King Leonidas

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Does Lee have Nunchaku, butterfly swords...any of that shit...?

Lee side kicks Leonidas, puts a hole in his shitty shield, then whips his ass with his nunchuks.

He dies before he knew what happened. lol

ok to back this up..

Lee can thrust his fingers through steel cans. (before in the old days, coke cans were made of much thicker steel, not aluminum) Lee's striking speed from 3 feet with hands down at his side reached 1/500th of a second. Leonidas goes down.
Lee is like faster than any of the other martial artists I've seen (Jet Li, Jackie Chan, Michelle Yeoh, Tony Jaa, Chuck Norris) infact Jaa is slow compared to the rest.. lol

If Lee has his nunchuks, he wins automatically.
If he has a staff or sword, he might get scratched lightly.
If he is barehanded, Leonidas would have a hole in his shield from Lee's 40mph kick, then have his eyes plucked out in 1 second, then finished with a punch to his pathetic sixpack from spartan steroids.

Originally posted by kotorfan
Lee side kicks Leonidas, puts a hole in his shitty shield, then whips his ass with his nunchuks.

He dies before he knew what happened. lol

ok to back this up..

Lee can thrust his fingers through steel cans. (before in the old days, coke cans were made of much thicker steel, not aluminum) Lee's striking speed from 3 feet with hands down at his side reached 1/500th of a second. Leonidas goes down.
Lee is like faster than any of the other martial artists I've seen (Jet Li, Jackie Chan, Michelle Yeoh, Tony Jaa, Chuck Norris) infact Jaa is slow compared to the rest.. lol

If Lee has his nunchuks, he wins automatically.
If he has a staff or sword, he might get scratched lightly.
If he is barehanded, Leonidas would have a hole in his shield from Lee's 40mph kick, then have his eyes plucked out in 1 second, then finished with a punch to his pathetic sixpack from spartan steroids.

Leonidas wins.

Originally posted by ThunderGodEneru
You're clearly not the brightest bulb in the knife-drawer.

Leonidas wins.

You might have messed that one up.

You're right, though.

Originally posted by Robtard
You might have messed that one up.

You're right, though.

Can Lee use his eye lasers....?

It makes me sad, but Bruce would probably lose.

Which version of Bruce?

HUH?

This is gonna be closed.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Which version of Bruce?

Bruce Lee was basically the same guy in every film.

Indeed. One can only define Lee's character in any given film, in terms of which relatives of his have been killed by the big boss of the flick.

Lee in Enter the Dragon, for example= "Dead sister man"

Well if this is Lee from Enter the Dragon, Leonidas wins. How's Lee gonna get around the shield?

With two butterfly swords.

LULZ.

Leonidas kicks Lee into the bottomless pit thingie after saying, "This is Sparta."

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Indeed. One can only define Lee's character in any given film, in terms of which relatives of his have been killed by the big boss of the flick.

Lee in Enter the Dragon, for example= "Dead sister man"

Yeah Lee in Enter the dragon is therefore "Deadsistered, maternally obliged Lee".

Originally posted by dadudemon
LULZ.

Leonidas kicks Lee into the bottomless pit thingie after saying, "This is Sparta."

If Lee doesnt kick Leonidas down the same pit after saying nothing at all while Leonidas is making his Sparta speech, of course.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yeah Lee in Enter the dragon is therefore "Deadsistered, maternally obliged Lee".