Bruce Lee against King Leonidas

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
If Lee doesnt kick Leonidas down the same pit after saying nothing at all while Leonidas is making his Sparta speech, of course.

Dude, I'm just joking.

Lee would own Leonidas, bare fisted.

Ahhhhh. My apologies. 🙂

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Ahhhhh. My apologies. 🙂

😆

Sometimes, going for the obvious loser makes for some fun.

It does.

You know, I'm not entirely convinced Lee's movie feats could defeat a fully armed Leonidas. Leo be fully protected from helm, shield and grieves, he also has a serious reach advantage with the spear.

Put 100 Enter the Dragon, 100 Game of Death and 100 Chinese Connection Lee's in the Thermopylae pass and those Persians are destroying them in the first round, the Asexual King won't even have to pull up his Immortals, let alone bomb tossers, Shaka Zulus, Gigantic elephants or battle rhinos.

While Leonidas with gear would do fairly well to great in any of Lee's battles on film.

You see, I'm just not convinced of Lee's awesomeness when he's not fighting Filipino extras pretending to be Chinese gangsters or blind Negroes.

Lee fought Kunta?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Lee fought Kunta?

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Originally posted by Robtard
You know, I'm not entirely convinced Lee's movie feats could defeat a fully armed Leonidas. Leo be fully protected from helm, shield and grieves, he also has a serious reach advantage with the spear.

Put 100 Enter the Dragon, 100 Game of Death and 100 Chinese Connection Lee's in the Thermopylae pass and those Persians are destroying them in the first round, the Asexual King won't even have to pull up his Immortals, let alone bomb tossers, Shaka Zulus, Gigantic elephants or battle rhinos.

While Leonidas with gear would do fairly well to great in any of Lee's battles on film.

You see, I'm just not convinced of Lee's awesomeness when he's not fighting Filipino extras pretending to be Chinese gangsters or blind Negroes.

Good points.

In all honesty, ive only seen 300 the once. I thought it overhyped.
(More of a movie for the ladies and RJ) 😛

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Good points.

In all honesty, ive only seen 300 the once. I thought it overhyped.
(More of a movie for the ladies and RJ) 😛

😖hifty: Yeah right

😛

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
😆 Actually, I thought the coolest looking guys were the Immortals.

But the Spartans and their oiled up bodies made you pitch the biggest of tents.

Mhm. That's why I am with a gorgeous WOMAN, and not a man. 😂

Transporter3 style.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Mhm. That's why I am with a gorgeous WOMAN, and not a man. 😂

You SAY you are.
But we all know you are shacked up with a 43 year old chartered accountant called Bruce. 😂

Cant spell "Woman" without "man", man. 😛

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
You SAY you are.
But we all know you are shacked up with a 43 year old chartered accountant called Bruce. 😂

Cant spell "Woman" without "man", man.

Ghosts need tans too, huh...? 😛

She's a native, bro. Do the math.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Hmm...Then that week I spent in Trinidad with her must have been a hallucination. Must be a ghost who I am planning a week in Tobago with in July.

You're a good son, taking mother on vacations with you. Bravo.

There was no way for me to have extrapolated that from the mere mentioning of the holiday.

Originally posted by Robtard
You're a good son, taking mother on vacations with you. Bravo.

ROFL hysterical