Selene & Laurie Strode vs. Michael Myers & Karl Ruprecht Kroenen (Hellboy)

Upon escaping Europe with Michael Corvin, Selene and Michael move to Haddonfield, Illinois. Unbeknownst to them, Nazi warrior Karl Ruprecht Kroenen has followed them. They also run into Laurie Strode, who (you guessed it) is once again trying to fight off her older, murderous brother. Selene and Laurie join forces to fight both Michael Myers and Karl.

(Fight description🙂
Abandoned alley in downtown Haddonfield.

1. Selene with her twin Berettas and P99s.
2. Karl with his Razor Tonfas and a Luger.
3. Laurie with 3 army knives, 2 kitchen knives, a Revolver, and a Fire Axe.
4. Michael with 2 kitchen knives, and a Machete (stolen from Jason).

Michael makes short work of Laurie, while Karl cuts Selene a new.....well, thingie.

Laurie is just useless.

So its really just Selene vs Myers and Karl.

Selene would beat each of them individually, but both at once is too much.

I say Selene should get the axe from Laurie and decap Myers while Laurie distracts Karl for a few momemnts before she gets killed.

Karl would PWN Selene.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Karl would PWN Selene.

Yea, but the thing is, no.

Originally posted by Placidity
Yea, but the thing is, no.

No, RJ may be right.

Based on "movie feats", Karl may be much faster.

Originally posted by dadudemon
No, RJ may be right.

Based on "movie feats", Karl may be much faster.

Burden of proof is on you, sir. Selene has hard evidence of superhuman speed. How does Karl show his equivalent?

Originally posted by XanatosForever
Burden of proof is on you, sir. Selene has hard evidence of superhuman speed. How does Karl show his equivalent?

I'll leave that up to RJ, sir.

Originally posted by dadudemon
No, RJ may be right.

Based on "movie feats", Karl may be much faster.

Not really.

If you want to know how fast Selene can be just watch the start of this video (0:08 - 0:30).

Also take special notice of what she does at 0:17.

She did this BEFORE she took the blood from Alex Corvinus, making her the most powerful Vampire/Human Immortal hybrid.

YouTube video

She also has a healing factor.

Originally posted by XanatosForever
Burden of proof is on you, sir. Selene has hard evidence of superhuman speed. How does Karl show his equivalent?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
By blocking bullets with his blades?

Which was my original logic.

I still don't see anything the makes Selene as fast as Karl. Reflexes as well.

Unfortunately or Selene, she gets cut into itty bitty pieces. Karl also can do quite a bit of damage absorption with no problems.

Despite that, Selene is WAY cooler and waaaaaaaay the eff sexier. ✅

Originally posted by dadudemon

I still don't see anything the makes Selene as fast as Karl. Reflexes as well.

0:12 - Selene was fighting behind the guard who turns around to see what it was. Next instant she appears right in front of him.

0:17 - Undeniable superspeed. I can't believe how you can say this isn't faster than Karl.

Originally posted by Placidity
0:12 - Selene was fighting behind the guard who turns around to see what it was. Next instant she appears right in front of him.

0:17 - Undeniable superspeed. I can't believe how you can say this isn't faster than Karl.

Speed or no speed, how is she gonna kill Karl?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

Speed or no speed, how is she gonna kill Karl?

By ripping his arms offs, she has super-strength, he's a dried-up corpse.

Originally posted by Robtard
By ripping his arms offs, she has super-strength, he's a dried-up corpse.

She also has an axe.

And Karl has two blades. Did Selene ever display that she could block bullets from two shooters? And you gotta remember that Karl is a wall crawler.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Did Selene ever display that she could block bullets from two shooters?

What kind of question is that? The fact that she hasn't doesn't prove anything. She's usually only uses firearms. However, I'm sure shes well trained in swordsmanship as thats what they used hundreds of years ago when she was turned.

I think the only time she used a sword was against Viktor.

How about I ask you an almost equally ridiculous question - has Karl ever killed a Lycan?

Originally posted by Placidity
What kind of question is that? The fact that she hasn't doesn't prove anything. She's usually only uses firearms. However, I'm sure shes well trained in swordsmanship as thats what they used hundreds of years ago when she was turned.

I think the only time she used a sword was against Viktor.

How about I ask you an almost equally ridiculous question - has Karl ever killed a Lycan?

Therefore, going up against Karl's blades would be suicide for her.

As for her firearms, they will have zero effect on Karl.

Has Karl ever killed a lycan? Nope, but he would make short work of a lycan if the occasion arose.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Point is that she is never seen displaying any real swordsmanship skills. All she does is bisect Viktor's head while Viktor was fighting Michael. One swipe with a sword proves nothing. You can assume she is a well trained in sword all you want, but unless w see it onscreen, it has no bearing here.

Do you know what a Death Dealer is? They hunt and kill Lycans. What weapons do you think they used in medieval times?