Selene & Laurie Strode vs. Michael Myers & Karl Ruprecht Kroenen (Hellboy)

Started by Placidity3 pages
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And you gotta remember that Karl is a wall crawler.

I don't remember where he does that. But its not really an advantage in this fight unless he can do it like Spider-man. BTW, Vampires can wallcrawl too...

Originally posted by Placidity
Do you know what a Death Dealer is? They hunt and kill Lycans. What weapons do you think they used in medieval times?
Yes, I know what a Death Dealer is. For all we know she used a crossbow, or a mace, she is never shown using a sword impressively, get it?

Think about this. In Underworld, she passed out form blood loss after Lucian stabbed her in the shoulder. What do you think she is gonna do when Karl unleashes on her? She is gonna get cut, bleed, and then be killed. Karl does not bleed, man, all Selene will do is piss him off.

And if she unloads with Berettas, Karl will simply redirect the bullets back at her. Yes, he did this in the musuem scene in Hellboy, against TWO shooters. AND he shrugged off gunfire from 5 to 6 more, then pwned them.

Face it, Selene is WAY outclassed here.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

Think about this. In Underworld, she passed out form blood loss after Lucian stabbed her in the shoulder. What do you think she is gonna do when Karl unleashes on her? She is gonna get cut, bleed, and then be killed.

That was a low-showing.

Selene has since been shot point-blank in the abdomen by a shotgun with NO EFFECT.

She has also been impaled by Markus several times through the movie and she recovers quickly. This is due to her healing factor.

Also during the last fight, she gets impaled through the chest but goes on to fight back. In the start of the movie, Karl gets similarly impaled through the chest and he was out of the game for some time.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

And if she unloads with Berettas, Karl will simply redirect the bullets back at her. Yes, he did this in the musuem scene in Hellboy, against TWO shooters. AND he shrugged off gunfire from 5 to 6 more, then pwned them.

If she just uses pistols, she won't get a win, I would agree with that.

But she has a choice of using an axe as well, and as pointed out in the video I posted, she has enough superspeed to blitz Karl. Karl actually doesn't have any superspeed at all, however, he does have amazing reflexes. If an opportunity arises, Selene can also simply just punch him and then man-handle him with her vastly superior strength.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

Face it, Selene is WAY outclassed here.

Sure, except she killed Markus Corvinus, which without a doubt would slaughter Karl.

Originally posted by Placidity
That was a low-showing.

Selene has since been shot point-blank in the abdomen by a shotgun with NO EFFECT.

She has also been impaled by Markus several times through the movie and she recovers quickly. This is due to her healing factor.

Also during the last fight, she gets impaled through the chest but goes on to fight back. In the start of the movie, Karl gets similarly impaled through the chest and he was out of the game for some time.

Point is she bleeds, Karl doesnt. She can be killed with a quick slice to the jugular.

If she just uses pistols, she won't get a win, I would agree with that.

But she has a choice of using an axe as well, and as pointed out in the video I posted, she has enough superspeed to blitz Karl. Karl actually doesn't have any superspeed at all, however, he does have amazing reflexes. If an opportunity arises, Selene can also simply just punch him and then man-handle him with her vastly superior strength.

Sure, except she killed Markus Corvinus, which without a doubt would slaughter Karl.

Yeah too bad we never SEE her with an axe, innit?

Sure, Selene is superfast, and you just admitted Karl has amazing reflexes, more enough to block whatever she comes at him with and counter.

Punch him? Man handle him? Hellboy punched him and manhandled him, and Karl was still fighting. You saying Selene is stronger than Hellboy?

Oh, lookie lookie:

Originally posted by Rogue_Agent
Upon escaping Europe with Michael Corvin, Selene and Michael move to Haddonfield, Illinois. Unbeknownst to them, Nazi warrior Karl Ruprecht Kroenen has followed them. They also run into Laurie Strode, who (you guessed it) is once again trying to fight off her older, murderous brother. Selene and Laurie join forces to fight both Michael Myers and Karl.

(Fight description🙂
Abandoned alley in downtown Haddonfield.

1. Selene with her twin Berettas and P99s.
2. Karl with his Razor Tonfas and a Luger.
3. Laurie with 3 army knives, 2 kitchen knives, a Revolver, and a Fire Axe.
4. Michael with 2 kitchen knives, and a Machete (stolen from Jason).

No mention of an axe.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

Oh, lookie lookie:

No mention of an axe.

If you're going to engage me in debate, try to keep up with my posts.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Point is she bleeds, Karl doesnt. She can be killed with a quick slice to the jugular.

No point is, she wouldn't die. She has a healing factor that you're yet to acknowledge.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

Yeah too bad we never SEE her with an axe, innit?

Yea ok 🙄

If it was Selene vs Karl with an axe then he would lose right - cause unfortuntately for you we never SEE him with an axe, innit?

Originally posted by Placidity
If you're going to engage me in debate, try to keep up with my posts.
I was quoting the conditions of the thread, its not up to you to change them, is it? If RA comes in here and declares that now she has an axe, so be it, but until then, stick with what he posted. "I say Selene gets an axe" is OK if YOU started the thread.

Originally posted by Placidity
No point is, she wouldn't die. She has a healing factor that you're yet to acknowledge.
And how fast does her healing factor work? Seconds? Minutes? How long will it take her stomach to heal after Karl guts her?

Yea ok 🙄

If it was Selene vs Karl with an axe then he would lose right - cause unfortuntately for you we never SEE him with an axe, innit?

Who mentioned KARL with an axe? You are the one giving Selene an axe, changing the conditions of the thread, not me.

Originally posted by Placidity
I don't remember where he does that. But its not really an advantage in this fight unless he can do it like Spider-man. BTW, Vampires can wallcrawl too...
Musuem scene. And Selene is never shown wall crawling, is she?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Musuem scene. And Selene is never shown wall crawling, is she?

Can you explain why some vampires can and Selene can't? That is whay you're saying.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I was quoting the conditions of the thread, its not up to you to change them, is it? If RA comes in here and declares that now she has an axe, so be it, but until then, stick with what he posted. "I say Selene gets an axe" is OK if YOU started the thread.

So Selene can't pick up her fallen ally's weapon?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

And how fast does her healing factor work? Seconds? Minutes? How long will it take her stomach to heal after Karl guts her?

Not shown clearly. Not more than a few minutes.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

Who mentioned KARL with an axe? You are the one giving Selene an axe, changing the conditions of the thread, not me.

No, you were saying Selene would not win with an axe cause she wasn't seen in the movie using one. Along the same BS you used earlier to say Selene wouldn't be skilled with a sword.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Mhm. Hellboy coulda ripped Karl apart then, according to that logic.

Probably could have, he never really got that close though, he's very slow compared to Selene.

If you're going to cry about it though, her guns were able to cut a hole in the floor, so she cuts off Karl's arms with her bullets, shouldn't take nearly as many, Karl was rather thin.

Originally posted by Robtard
Probably could have, he never really got that close though, he's very slow compared to Selene.

If you're going to cry about it though, her guns were able to cut a hole in the floor, so she cuts off Karl's arms with her bullets, shouldn't take nearly as many, Karl was rather thin.

Good thinking. +1 to all that is not RJ 😄

Originally posted by Robtard
Probably could have, he never really got that close though, he's very slow compared to Selene.

If you're going to cry about it though, her guns were able to cut a hole in the floor, so she cuts off Karl's arms with her bullets, shouldn't take nearly as many, Karl was rather thin.

Never get close enough? Whats Selene gonna do, attack with a 20 foot sword? She'll HAVE to go in close to engage him, and that's when he cuts her to ribbons.

And forget the guns, the bullets would never reach Karl. But you already know that. Even if they did, they would simply bounce off him, but you also know that.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Never get close enough? Whats Selene gonna do, attack with a 20 foot sword? She'll HAVE to go in close to engage him, and that's when he cuts her to ribbons.

And forget the guns, the bullets would never reach Karl. But you already know that. Even if they did, they would simply bounce off him, but you also know that.

That's when her vampire speed comes in, Karl is quick, he isn't that fast though.

Karl was shown blocking bullets fired from prone humans, not someone who can move around and fire at Selene's vampire speed. Bullets bounce the armored bits of Karl, he isn't armored all around, particularly his thin arms.

If you're still going to rant about Karl's presumed uberness, then Selene bites the other *****, turning her into a vampire, takes the axe and quickly decaps Myers, then turns her attention on Karl. If Selene can't do it alone(which she could), then surely two vampires can.

Originally posted by Robtard
That's when her vampire speed comes in, Karl is quick, he isn't that fast though.

Karl was shown blocking bullets fired from prone humans, not someone who can move around and fire at Selene's vampire speed. Bullets bounce the armored bits of Karl, he isn't armored all around, particularly his thin arms.

Dude, using 9mm handguns to blow someones arms off is a lot different than shooting holes in the floor. Karl survived a point blank grenade blast and a piece of metal that pinned him to a pillar, severing his spine. And those musuem guards, you trying to say that during that barrage of gunfire, not one bullet struck Karl's arms?

He's durable, not arguing he isn't, but Selene is way faster than anything he's faced.

Assumed it broke his spine.

He can block bullets, Selene isn't just some museum night guard with a gun though. She's a tad faster and skilled. Also, see "takes axe".

Originally posted by Robtard
He's durable, not arguing he isn't, but Selene is way faster than anything he's faced.

Assumed it broke his spine.

He can block bullets, Selene isn't just some museum night guard with a gun though. She's a tad faster and skilled. Also, see "takes axe".

No axe, dude. Get over the axe.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No axe, dude. Get over the axe.

Why not? Her partner has it, why couldn't Selene 'think outside the box'? It's not like I'm saying 'she just finds an axe'.

Not that she'd really need the axe, guns that cut holes in floors is enough to cut a super-corpse into pieces.

Originally posted by Robtard
Why not? Her partner has it, why couldn't Selene 'think outside the box'? It's not like I'm saying 'she just finds an axe'.

Not that she'd really need the axe, guns that cut holes in floors is enough to cut a super-corpse into pieces.

Selene is never shown using an axe. We dont know how good she is with an axe. Am I arguing that Karl can disarm her and use her pistols against her? Nope. Why? Cuz Karl is never shown using Berettas.

Dude, wood splinters and her weight (110ish) made the wood fall with ease. An arm is not blown off by a 9 mm that easy, it will take several shots.

Originally posted by Placidity
0:12 - Selene was fighting behind the guard who turns around to see what it was. Next instant she appears right in front of him.

0:17 - Undeniable superspeed. I can't believe how you can say this isn't faster than Karl.


Sorry, man, doesn't work. Still too slow. She just ran fast. Doesn't help her with Karl in any way...except when she's running away from him.