Can we Gene-Splice our way to Superhuman Abilities?

Originally posted by Robtard
Yeah?

Nah. Not really. Just saying it for her. One of my old professors had a hard time saying penis, for some reason, so I would say it for her. That's the kind of guy I am.

Yeah.

Originally posted by Robtard
Yes, "Squeal like a pig."

I know all that is DBZ, used to watch it years and years ago, despite it's epic lameness.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
you shut your damn mouth

Well, guess I won't be taking any cocks that way.

you can still kiss them

http://www.cracked.com/article_17185_7-awesome-super-powers-ruined-by-science.html

hate to be the one to ruin the party but you're not gonna be too good for fighting crime with your super speed when your organs liquify through your pores as you run to the crime scene.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
http://www.cracked.com/article_17185_7-awesome-super-powers-ruined-by-science.html

hate to be the one to ruin the party but you're not gonna be too good for fighting crime with your super speed when your organs liquify through your pores as you run to the crime scene.

That's why any sane person would get these first: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RequiredSecondaryPowers

Also, no one's going to gene-splice their way to the power levels that most big names in 4-color comics get. At best we'll gene splice our way to Batman-ish levels.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
http://www.cracked.com/article_17185_7-awesome-super-powers-ruined-by-science.html

hate to be the one to ruin the party but you're not gonna be too good for fighting crime with your super speed when your organs liquify through your pores as you run to the crime scene.

what kind of idiots wrote that shit?

Originally posted by Raoul
what kind of idiots wrote that shit?

Robert Brockway of Portland, Oregon. He first became a member of Cracked.com on October 3rd 2007. Besides a column for Cracked he has the site ifightrobots.com where he also posts articles.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Robert Brockway of Portland, Oregon. He first became a member of Cracked.com on October 3rd 2007. Besides a column for Cracked he has the site ifightrobots.com where he also posts articles.

good for him, i guess...

Not really, he's probably just a nerd.

Heh, I just noticed that in the picture for your sig there's no place of the Star Sapphires to put their symbol.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Not really, he's probably just a nerd.

Heh, I just noticed that in the picture for your sig there's no place of the Star Sapphires to put their symbol.

it's on her crotch:

http://dcublog.dccomics.com/2009/04/03/unveiling-the-covers-to-blackest-night-tales-of-the-corps/

😂

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
😂

yup. absurd costume design and an artist who likes his T&A. match made in heaven, if there ever was one...

Originally posted by Robtard
Well, guess I won't be taking any cocks that way.

How many cocks are waiting for you to take them?

Originally posted by Ace of Knaves
How many cocks are waiting for you to take them?

Gayest question ever.

So, too many to count?

Originally posted by Ace of Knaves
So, too many to count?

Thirty-seven.

Originally posted by Robtard
Thirty-seven.

Bardock42, do you now see what I mean by the "arbitrary" numbers usually being prime? Remember we talked about this in the GDF before?

Originally posted by dadudemon
Bardock42, do you now see what I mean by the "arbitrary" numbers usually being prime? Remember we talked about this in the GDF before?

Wasn't arbitrary, my response was intentional and calculated, ass.