Banning Paintball

Started by jaden1016 pages
Originally posted by Bardock42
douchebaggery.

If you're not American and you use the term douchebag or any of its derivitaves then you are automatically a cockmungler.

Please refrain from its use if you do not wish to be an aformentioned cockmungler...

Thank you

The Management.

Originally posted by Bardock42
No, I don't think that he thought that, I think he missed that it was in Germany, and just assumed it was in the US. Probably not even reading the initial post [and then reacting like it was another step towards socialism brought to the US by the Obama administration].

This is the correct answer, but I've done some slight editing to cram my entire thought process into your quote.

Originally posted by jaden101
If you're not American and you use the term douchebag or any of its derivitaves then you are automatically a cockmungler.

Please refrain from its use if you do not wish to be an aformentioned cockmungler...

Thank you

The Management.

What if you're a South American who later became a U.S. citizen, any rules in regards to using 'douchebag'?

Originally posted by dadudemon
Nah. You're just siding against me. He obviously didn't think something that stupid. He's not that much of a moron.

I don't know the guy, I wouldn't presume to know how much of a moron he is. But I don't think it was done out of idiocy anyways, I think it was a honest mistake on his part.

Originally posted by dadudemon

You didn't pay attention very much, did you? I was nice about it at first. I even quoted the opening post to show clearly who "they" were. I could tell he was being a dick because of his posts in other threads...so I alluded to that too. But I was going to leave things as they were.

Oh, I disagree very much. That is not how I perceived the situation at all. Your initial reply was already quite charged, implying he didn't think enough about the situation, etc. He then replied politely, and explained what he meant. You then started to go off the hook, insulting him and putting him down, for little reason at best. Was a pretty pathetic sight.

Originally posted by dadudemon

When he turned into a total ***** about things, I figured I would respond in kind.

Didn't happen though, he kept his cool even when you called him a "butthurt newb".

Originally posted by dadudemon
You have done similar things in the past. There is nothing wrong with it.

I have, most certainly, not.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Your failure to follow a conversation has lead you to that false conclusion. It's okay, thinking is not for everyone.

If you read back you will see that I am correct. He addressed you politely, and repeatedly stated that his question wasn't aimed at you at all, and that he doesn't understand why you therefore go off on him. I don't know what got into you, but you behaved rudely and quite hypocritical, I just pointed it out. But you seem in a very aggressive debate mood, it's getting out of hand, we should probably return to the topic at hand.

Originally posted by jaden101
If you're not American and you use the term douchebag or any of its derivitaves then you are automatically a cockmungler.

Please refrain from its use if you do not wish to be an aformentioned cockmungler...

Thank you

The Management.

I learned speaking the language in the US, I got an exemption.

Ahahaha! cockmungler! That is hilarious.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
HAHAAH hell no!

even worse, we use to play at the park with our airsoft pistols and this one shot gun we had that hurt like a bbbbbb

now that i think about it.. if a cop had drivin by or anyone saw us we would have been shot

Airsoft guns look A Hell of a lot more closer to the real thing than a PB gun.

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
yeah, but i bet you felt like a big boy that day, huh? The only thing that sucks with Airsoft, other than the occasional misunderstood police killing is that it's so expensive to play. I had to buy like 19 clips for my handgun, on top of the price of green gas. Yeah, i could have been spending that money on better things, like weed, school or cars lol. Yeah, if you play with airsoft guns, Whatever you do, don't paint black over the orange tips...,cops hate that 😉
no i felt like shit, i got blasted on, and my fat friend dylan was getting pissed and no matter how much you shot him... it did nothing 😐

They've got a couple paintball pistols that look like the real deal, my friends got a 9mm, it almost weighs as much as the real thing, it's got a metal clip, polymer grip, actual parts. It even came with a holster. If you saw him with it on the street, you would think it was real.

And I personally love paintballing, I've got a sniper rifle, I just post up in the church, picking people off, while I have two people guarding my rear.

Originally posted by KingD19
I just post up in the church, picking people off, while I have two people guarding my rear.

Another line for "gayest line of the year" consideration.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I don't know the guy, I wouldn't presume to know how much of a moron he is. But I don't think it was done out of idiocy anyways, I think it was a honest mistake on his part.

Mistake? Why does it have to be a mistake? I'm confused. I was with him in his use of "they." He was certainly using it properly.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh, I disagree very much. That is not how I perceived the situation at all. Your initial reply was already quite charged, implying he didn't think enough about the situation, etc. He then replied politely, and explained what he meant. You then started to go off the hook, insulting him and putting him down, for little reason at best. Was a pretty pathetic sight.

Of course you disagree. Why would you agree to failing to pay attention to my initial reply?

Here it is:

Originally posted by dadudemon
Joking, right?

See the below post:

Also, I know what you're doing. He could also pull that same logic back on you.

I gave him the opportunity to say it was a joke because I wasn't sure where he was coming from. I suspected he was just being an ass for a laugh. That was fine. That's why I kept my post rather neutral. At the bottom, I indicated that I was aware of what he was doing, just so he didn't think anything went over my head. (Unfortuntely for him, he didn't catch that part of my post, or he chose to ignore it.)

Of course, I quoted the opening post to indicate who "they" were, just for teh lulz. It was intended as humor, as I indicated in a PM to him. *Checks back on posts*

Dude, I even told him I was being a smartass. How much more clear do I need to be?

I also gave him advice on how to be a better pontificator, again, being a smartass. 😬

Still, my post was light-hearted and full of smartassery, hardly a "dick" or "flying off the handle post". 😬

Originally posted by Bardock42
Didn't happen though, he kept his cool even when you called him a "butthurt newb".

😆

You don't consider his next reply to me to be butthurt?

😆 I guess you really didn't pay attention, then.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I have, most certainly, not.

You mean you've never chimed in with your own thoughts in support of against someone? You've never defended someone whose logic was sound and the "attacker" was taking things out of context? Never?

Originally posted by Bardock42
If you read back you will see that I am correct. He addressed you politely, and repeatedly stated that his question wasn't aimed at you at all, and that he doesn't understand why you therefore go off on him. I don't know what got into you, but you behaved rudely and quite hypocritical, I just pointed it out. But you seem in a very aggressive debate mood, it's getting out of hand, we should probably return to the topic at hand.

Oh, yes. Very polite. ✅

And what I did was hardly "go off". I seem to recall a certain butthurt reply to my second reply to him.

And,you're right. The topic at hand is still "they". doped

Originally posted by dadudemon
Mistake? Why does it have to be a mistake? I'm confused. I was with him in his use of "they." He was certainly using it properly.

Of course you disagree. Why would you agree to failing to pay attention to my initial reply?

Here it is:

I gave him the opportunity to say it was a joke because I wasn't sure where he was coming from. I suspected he was just being an ass for a laugh. That was fine. That's why I kept my post rather neutral. At the bottom, I indicated that I was aware of what he was doing, just so he didn't think anything went over my head. (Unfortuntely for him, he didn't catch that part of my post, or he chose to ignore it.)

Of course, I quoted the opening post to indicate who "they" were, just for teh lulz. It was intended as humor, as I indicated in a PM to him. *Checks back on posts*

Dude, I even told him I was being a smartass. How much more clear do I need to be?

I also gave him advice on how to be a better pontificator, again, being a smartass. 😬

Still, my post was light-hearted and full of smartassery, hardly a "dick" or "flying off the handle post". 😬

😆

You don't consider his next reply to me to be butthurt?

😆 I guess you really didn't pay attention, then.

You mean you've never chimed in with your own thoughts in support of against someone? You've never defended someone whose logic was sound and the "attacker" was taking things out of context? Never?

Oh, yes. Very polite. ✅

And what I did was hardly "go off". I seem to recall a certain butthurt reply to my second reply to him.

And,you're right. The topic at hand is still "they". doped

A fascinating mix of silly and delusional. Onward and upward then? Paintball...I didn't even know we played it in Germany, the only time I ever did was in Arizona. I guess there must be some specific clubs somewhere, I don't think that any of the,...hmm...2...maybe 3 school shooters did ever play it though. At least it was never featured in anything I read about them.

Originally posted by Bardock42
A fascinating mix of silly and delusional. Onward and upward then? Paintball...I didn't even know we played it in Germany, the only time I ever did was in Arizona. I guess there must be some specific clubs somewhere, I don't think that any of the,...hmm...2...maybe 3 school shooters did ever play it though. At least it was never featured in anything I read about them.

I love you. inlove

Back on topic.

At arcade zones for kids like Incredible Pizza and Chuck E. Cheese, there are First Person Shooter (FPS) games that are, guess what, PAINTBALL! Instead of shotting aliens or zombies, you shoot paintballs at dudes who pop-out from corners. This is supposed to be a "kid friendly" version of FPSs. They also shoot paintballs at you. Instead of blood on the screen when you get hit, it is paintball splatter.

Go figure. 😬

Originally posted by dadudemon
I love you. inlove

Back on topic.

At arcade zones for kids like Incredible Pizza and Chuck E. Cheese, there are First Person Shooter (FPS) games that are, guess what, PAINTBALL! Instead of shotting aliens or zombies, you shoot paintballs at dudes who pop-out from corners. This is supposed to be a "kid friendly" version of FPSs. They also shoot paintballs at you. Instead of blood on the screen when you get hit, it is paintball splatter.

Go figure. 😬

I think I have seen something like that, silly really.

Originally posted by Robtard
What if you're a South American who later became a U.S. citizen, any rules in regards to using 'douchebag'?

Only in reference to yourself for being a dirty traitor to your own country and stuff.

Originally posted by jaden101
Only in reference to yourself for being a dirty traitor to your own country and stuff.

Well, their futbol team is far superior to the US's. So you may have a point.

I'm not sure if I have a point but I definitely have a sharp stick lying around somewhere.

"Sharp sticks don't kill people...."

Jaden, President of NPOA

(The national pointed-object association).

You have Chopper Reid's apperance, but this fact of favoring sharp sticks has earned you the nickname "Poker". 😛

I'd gladly poke her so long as her front bum don't stink like death.

With my sharp stick anything else that comes to hand.

😂