Samus Aran (Metroid) Versus Link (Ocarina of Time)

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Which Smash Brother/Sister comes out on top this time?

Samus Aran (Metroid) Versus Link (Ocarina of Time)

I've always been rather interested in how something like this would turn out. Two classic Nintendo characters, both of whom follow a familiar progression style, but come from opposite ends of the genre spectrum.

The battleground is a cube 100 X 100 X 100 square miles long/wide/high, giving plenty of room to move. About 25 square miles of the ground is flat, even surface. The other 75 square miles vary in terrain from rocky, to icy, et cetera (i.e. elemental, I suppose you could say).

Against the walls of the cube are outcroppings and other such protrusions, some of which make mazes, others of which are scattered and look to be made to be reformed. Among these puzzles are items and upgrades. Why are they there? Well, I will explain...

Both combatants start off naked, meaning Zero Suit Samus and Casual Link (I'm not sure what else to call him). Their items are scattered amongst the cube, one character item residing by another. For example, Samus's Plasma Beam upgrade lies next to Link's Fire Arrow upgrade, both of which might be found surrounded by lava, perhaps, or maybe encased in ice.

This is to give a bit more strategy to the battle. Should Link go for the Hylian shield first, or stop Samus from grabbing her paralyzer gun, or worse, her Power Suit? Or, alternatively, should Samus keep Link from grabbing the Master Sword?

So, fellow debators, who will come out on top and claim the victor of this Epic Nintendo battle?

too many variables... with having to grab their equipment and stuff. Also Samus wouldn't have to collect her power suit because it's a part of her biology. IDK these are two of my favorite characters but I'm too lazy for debates.

A thread for this battle already exists, and Samus most likely wins.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=420143&pagenumber=1

That's a different scenario entirely, and actually Link won cause thye gave them both all items and abilities =P

I'm undecided on this, though. It really depends entirely on the order they find their items in, and who gets the "I win" button first.

Link cannot even hurt Samus with the Powersuit.

samus with speed blitz

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
That's a different scenario entirely, and actually Link won cause thye gave them both all items and abilities =P

I'm undecided on this, though. It really depends entirely on the order they find their items in, and who gets the "I win" button first.

Out of curiosity, what is Link's "Win" button?

Mirror sheild.

I won a xat chat bye settling this argument in a pornographic style ending resulting in the creation of Chuck Norris, and consequentially, the Universe.

Just wanted everyone to know that.

I knew I should've logged in today 😛

Sakurai wins. 🙁

If they're both naked they both win, until their unnatural athleticism breaks the condom.

Link gets Samus pregnant. Link wins!

Originally posted by LLLLLink
Link gets Samus pregnant. Link wins!

Paying child support for demi god baby is not a win

Originally posted by Cyner
Paying child support for demi god baby is not a win
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Haha!
Link spends countless hours cutting down bushes to pay the bills.

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sorry link fans, but Tony Stark already beat you the punch

Wow, thanks for spamming in my thread guys 😐

And to be fair, Samus (even naked) is far too maneuverable for someone like Link to impregnate. She'd have to be willing for it to even work. 131