Samus Aran (Metroid) Versus Link (Ocarina of Time)

Started by MooCowofJustice6 pages
MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

She would be willing. He's freakin' Link.

Ridley_Prime Smug icon slayer

Does she even dig those ears of his? mmm

Phanteros the Shade knight

yeah thats why Tony already taped that ass

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

Iron Man wishes he was good enough for Samus.

Phanteros the Shade knight

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Iron Man wishes he was good enough for Samus.
he already is. She doesn't want to admit that Tony is to good for her.
that's why she has to settle with Rhodes instead.

ThunderGodEneru Senior Member

...Shut up. 😐

Ridley_Prime Smug icon slayer

😐... facepalm

Yeah, what Jaxx said. ^^

Phanteros the Shade knight

Ok i will since you can't face the truth

Ridley_Prime Smug icon slayer

What truth?

LLLLLink The Juror of Courage

How fast is Zero Suit Samus on foot (not judging from SSBB)?

Ridley_Prime Smug icon slayer

Um... pretty sure it's the same as her usual running speed when she's in the Power Suit, just she can't do the Speed Booster thing. =\

LLLLLink The Juror of Courage

So, not that fast, huh?

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

It should be faster. The only reason she is able to wear that suit was because she had some strenuous training with the Chozo.

LLLLLink The Juror of Courage

That's what the SSBB trophy says, anyway...

ScreamPaste Carpe Noctem

Technicly the power suit is a suit designed to enhance her, by definition it boosts her athletic ability.

She'd need it to keep up with Link in bed.

LLLLLink The Juror of Courage

I hear that the Master Sword enhances growth... :/

Gumachi Junior Member

Viagra? *Message Deleted*

LLLLLink The Juror of Courage

How is Ganondorf supposed to curse his descendants if he doesnt have a penis?

Gumachi Junior Member

How do we know he is a he.

Just kiddin.

LLLLLink The Juror of Courage

Hmmm.....
I'm banking on the 20 years of the gaming world calling him a 'he', lol.

Now, Marth, on the other hand...