Kratos vs. Master Chief

Started by Q'Anilia7 pages

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Not to mention the retard strength that seems to be a result of such inbreeding, or is that only horror movies?

Eitherway, inbred half deity strength > geneticly engineered strength.

Being inbred half-diety is irrelevant. He could be a God and it wouldn't matter. All that does matter is what he can and can not do.

Way to take my joke and wipe your asses with it. >:[

Sexy.

I demand pics.

😐

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Way to take my joke and wipe your asses with it. >:[

I'm boring. That's what I do ermm

Send pics to TGE, he's been sexually frustrated ever since the Samus incident.

Indeed, but longer than that, more like my whole life. 🙁

Well it's been more noticable since you caught an eyeful of Samus' sci-fi snaketrap. D:

I'm evaluating if the price is fair. A bit too high, I think.

Only a bit? What if I sweeten the deal with pics of me in make-up for your amusement? :]

Can I get those too?

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Only a bit? What if I sweeten the deal with pics of me in make-up for your amusement? :]

I think I live longer if you don't. Some things are not meant to be.

Originally posted by SuperLuigi
kratos is a descedant of hercules.

Kratos is a brother of Hercules, and a son of Zeus.
That explains why he has godlike strength and durability.