Originally posted by Master Court
You don't really read posts, do you?Many people broke onslaught's armor. Thor was in there, right? So was Hulk. My statement that Hulk broke Onslaught's armor said nothing negative of Thor, so why debate it?
Because, believe it or not, it's not relevant here. It's not an impressive feat, and it does not belong in a thread where he's taking on the DC universe.
Originally posted by Master Court
Rulk admitted that Thor would've killed him. Hurray for Thor. Hulk beat Rulk too. Rulk beat Hulk in their FIRST fight. As soon as Hulk had him figured out, Hulk left Rulk a mess. So I'll concede Rulk's not a measuring point.
If you're going to run back out on it, then don't make stupid claims. You tried to use it to prove that Hulk defeated someone whom Thor could not. Very stupid thing to do when the character admitted himself that Thor would have killed him.
Originally posted by Master Court
On to rounds again. Look, pal. A round is not a fight. Hulk has won RRRROOOUUUNNNDNSSS-AAH against Thor. Not always the whole fight. But, RRROOOOUNNNDSSS-AAHH. As in, forcing Thor to take a breather. He HAS. Thor #38-something. Hulk ransomed Thor to toss Mjolnir away to fight hand to hand. They fought, Hulk eventually proved superior(not equal, AKA "stalemate"😉, and Thor had to call Mjolnir back. That was a ROUND, because the fight didn't finish. Hulk left. Hulk won that ROUND.
Thor threw away Mjolnir again, and then Hulk left. Thor was ready to go on, and Hulk ran, took off, fled. When you FLEE a battle, you do not win. When you flee a battle, you LOSE.
Originally posted by Master Court
Incidentally, that mutant that becomes your worst fears that faced Hulk in WWHulk? He didn't turn into Thor with the hammer. So don't lay that bullshit on me that Hulk is "afraid" of Mjolnir. How would you like it if every time you fought someone, they brought their favorite weapon? You're not afraid of the weapon, you just can't stand that they won't fight you without it.
Listen, son. Thor can use lightning without Mjolnir, so if it's actually a serious battle, then Hulk goes down. Rag on Mjolnir all you want, it's Thor's weapon and he'll use it. I know that it's the only way for you to try and make Hulk seem a bit cooler, that Thor needs mjolnir to beat him. But alas, as it is, Hulk has NEVER BEAT THOR WITHOUT MJOLNIR. So it's a bit difficult to back up those wild claims of yours.
Originally posted by Master Court
Lastly, there HAVE been fights where Hulk won the last ROUND of the fight. Which, without rounds, would mean Hulk won the FIGHT, but I'm TRYING to be diplomatic and saying it was merely the round. Like when Hulk uppercutted a batshit Thor away from the nuke. IIRC, that was the end of it. And it ended with the Hulk having the advantage. And I've never said "owned". Where the f**k did you get that?
Once again, an amplified Hulk and removing someone temporarily is NOT A VICTORY. Nor did Hulk have the advantage simply because he landed the last punch. It only proves that once again, Hulk is afraid to finish the fight between the two. You've been trying to pass that off as a victory ever since you came on here, it's pathetic.
I also happened to point out the flaws in your pathetic example. Like how Thor could not possibly be in Warrior Madness, how the Hulk was amplified, how Thor had Hulk on his knees after a single lightning strike and then proceeded to simply not attack, etc.
Originally posted by Master Court
And this "kid" comment? Are you in your fifties or sixties or something? You'd have to be grandpa age to call a grown-ass man "kid". Side note; that's not "ammo". Call me kid, I'm not gonna respond again regarding it. I'm just letting you know, but I'm not gonna waste time on something I can't prove without pictures. And I'm not giving a picture to someone who's currently saving up money to hire a hitman just because I don't think Thor mops the floor with Hulk.
I called you son, SON.
Originally posted by Master Court
Oh, you changed it to "son".My bad.
That's right son.
Originally posted by Kris Blaze
Because, believe it or not, it's not relevant here. It's not an impressive feat, and it does not belong in a thread where he's taking on the DC universe.If you're going to run back out on it, then don't make stupid claims. You tried to use it to prove that Hulk defeated someone whom Thor could not. Very stupid thing to do when the character admitted himself that Thor would have killed him.
To compare their attributes. If you concede Thor is physically outmatched by Hulk in terms of strength and durability, then we can go ahead and cut that portion of the debate out.
Thor threw away Mjolnir again, and then Hulk left. Thor was ready to go on, and Hulk ran, took off, fled. When you FLEE a battle, you do not win. When you flee a battle, you LOSE.
Don't add shit. In all of their history, Hulk's never "fled" a battle. He leaves because he's not interested. It's never once been said in continutity or in ANY form that Hulk has "feared" Thor or even "feared" Mjolnir. All I've said is that Hulk leaves as the last person to have the advantage. That's fact. Why Hulk left has NEVER been stated in any way, so only a lowly Thor-southern-baptist would try to argue that.
Listen, son. Thor can use lightning without Mjolnir, so if it's actually a serious battle, then Hulk goes down. Rag on Mjolnir all you want, it's Thor's weapon and he'll use it. I know that it's the only way for you to try and make Hulk seem a bit cooler, that Thor needs mjolnir to beat him. But alas, as it is, Hulk has NEVER BEAT THOR WITHOUT MJOLNIR. So it's a bit difficult to back up those wild claims of yours.
Well, Hulk has proven to be physically superior to Thor. So if Thor can use lightning without Mjolnir, then Mjolnir's completely useless. And Thor is therefore always inferior to Hulk. Thor is then a one-trick pony against Hulk.
Lightning blasts, when you have no other way of beating your opponent.
Unless, of course, you count ROUNDS. I've seen Thor slug Hulk miles away with a good hammer smack to the face. Moments later, Hulk comes back and pounds on Thor. Not necessarily winning, but if you count rounds... If you don't; then neither character has ever beaten the other, because their fights usually end in a no-contest. That what I was getting at earlier. Their "back and forth" history.
Once again, an amplified Hulk and removing someone temporarily is NOT A VICTORY. Nor did Hulk have the advantage simply because he landed the last punch. It only proves that once again, Hulk is afraid to finish the fight between the two. You've been trying to pass that off as a victory ever since you came on here, it's pathetic.
Again. They're called ROUNDS. I didn't say Hulk "BEAT" Thor. I said he slugged him miles away. And he DID. You can stop pulling your hair out if you realize that unless I use the words "wins" or "victory", then I imply neither. Thor was BFRed, and lost the ROUND. The FIGHT was no-contest. And, again, they've never said Hulk was afraid of Thor in the slightest. If it's not said as canon, then it's just a southern-baptist's rants.
I also happened to point out the flaws in your pathetic example. Like how Thor could not possibly be in Warrior Madness, how the Hulk was amplified, how Thor had Hulk on his knees after a single lightning strike and then proceeded to simply not attack, etc.
Yeah, lightning. Thor's guardian angel. Wins rounds with it once his "godly" might proves insufficient. Yay, Thor!
I called you son, SON.That's right son.
My bad.
Originally posted by Master CourtI was very specific about bashing. Please stop. Consider this a warning.
*sigh*Give it a rest, a**hole.
I don't have to argue for Hulk. Continuity has proven my point on it's own. Not to mention Hulk's beaten Rulk, and Rulk's beaten Thor.
Just... give it a rest. You love Thor and his hammer(and I'm not talking about Mjolnir), that's great. Don't ask don't tell. You're one of those guys that debate anything negative about their favs, fine.
Just, HERE, give it a rest?
Just because you keep yapping when the other guy has realized you're a fanboy doesn't mean they've conceded.
Originally posted by Badabing
I was very specific about bashing. Please stop. Consider this a warning.
Ok.
Apologies.
In any case, I'm gonna move on now. Kris obviously isn't looking for a debate, he's looking for total submission on all arguments. But he's not really debating at all.
But I'm gonna illustrate my point about rounds by leaving now, and leaving the "fight" a no-contest.