willofthewisp
Savvy did my sig
Ooh! I got another one.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Suicide of the Lemings
(The crew just watches leming after leming dive off the railing of the Pearl into the water)
Gibbs: Poor little critters. They don't even know they're all going to die. Well, best not wallow in our grief. Brace the foreyard!
(Jack doesn't like the look of this)
Will: (once again being annoyingly noble) We can't let them destroy their lives like this, Jack. You're the captain. You have to do something.
(Elizabeth sits back on the steps with a Cosmo and a Diet Coke)
Jack: (shoots pistol in the air) All right, lemings! Each of you is now a member of the crew, so there'll be no offing of one's selves, savvy?
Leming: (stands up on hind legs) HE'S SHOOTING US! DEAR GOD, HE'S SHOOTING AT US! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
(The lemings dive into the water at a faster rate)
Elizabeth: (turns page of Cosmo) Am I going to even have a line of dialogue in this movie? It's what I get for being involved in this sausage fest.
Jack: No! Lemings! Lemings, stop! (one leaps out and latches onto his face)
Will: (panicking) How do I get it off? How do I get it off? (skips and flaps hands around like a girl)
Gibbs: (at helm) Well, now that the exposition is over, drink up me hearties yo ho!
Jack: That's my line!
(The Black Pearl sails off into the sunset, lots of glorious action sequences are to follow)