Something for Fun: Make up a Title for the 4th Movie

Yay! It's like a Mel Brooks marathon!

POTC 4: Blazing Pirates

Captain Teague: (auditioning for fellow minions) Crime?

(Jack and Will are in disguise.)

Will: Stampeding cattle.

Teague: That doesn't seem so bad.

Jack: Through the Vatican?

Teague: Kinky!

Later...

Beckett is giving a rousing speech to his men

Beckett: Men, you are about to embark on a great crusade to stamp out runaway decency in the west. Now you men will only be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor.

And, can you just see Liz doing the "I'm tired" song?

Elizabeth: (on stage in her lingerie, talking to men in the audience) Is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show? You, what's your name? (talks to man with feet on stage)

Mook: Tex, ma'am.

Elizabeth: Tex ma'am? Tell me, Tex ma'am, are you in show business? (random mook shakes head) No? Then why don't you get your freakin' feet off the stage? (takes out sword and does her little backwards trick she does in DMC)

more quotes:
Elizabeth: A wed wose. How womantic(flutters eyelashes)

Jack:Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.

Will (from crows nest): The Captain is a pi-!
(interupted by bell)
Crew: What?!
Will: I said, the Captain is a pi-!
(interupted by bell)
Crew Member#1: What's saying?
Crew Member#2: He said the Captain is a near!
Will: No!! The Captain is a pi-!
(interupted by bell)
(Captain comes into view)
Crew Member#3: Holy shit! Te Captains a pirate!!!

POTC: Survivor
The whole crew is stranded on a Island for 13 weeks. Everyone is placed to into tribes. It's same routine as the show, they have Tribal Council, Hidden immunity idols immunity challenges, and even Exile Island. Who will outwit, outplay, outlast and become the sole Survivor?

and the winner is.... JACK!!! *fangirls come out of the audience onto the island set* 🙂

woohoo! *grabs Jack by the arm and refuses to let go as security tries to pull her off* Congratzies! Mazel Tov! xD xD

POTC: Gladiator

Jack wins every fight. Just for the lack of a better plot. *smile*

POTC 4: Jack and Lizzie Make a Porno

I don't think I need to summarize this one too much, and it's directed by Kevin Smith, the director of the actual movie! So prepare yourselves for some very awkward, out-of-place swearing! The kids can't come to this one. That's why we have this distraction.

POTC 4: Gibbs Goes to Central Park

Gibbs goes to Central Park and takes in the sights and activities. Yep. That's what the kids are watching. It's narrated by Kevin McNally and has whimsical classical music in the background. So while the kids are watching this and wondering where the hell the swordfights are...Mom and Dad get to see something a little different.

lol xD

POTC: The Hangover

Well, Jack is about to get married, and so they went off to have a bachelor party in Tortuga - him, will, gibbs, and norri.
Instead of Jack being the one missing, what happened is... well, the three went missing, Jack forgets everything that happened that night and now he's trying to decide whether he should look for the three or not.
He decided Lizzie wouldn't mind if Will doesn't come, but Jack would love Gibbs - his best man - to come and It just wouldn't be any fun without Norrington. He decided to look for Will too, just because he wanted to see him cry.

The March of the Pirates(narrated by Morgan Freeman and Sean Connery in a battle to see whos got the better voice)

oh lol, don't forget James Earl Jones, he's a good narrator too.. >>.

POTC: The Great Pirate Caper

Plot: Jack, Mr. Gibbs, James work as reporters for the Daily Tortuga newspaper. There goal is to catch the theif who stoled Lizzie's necklacle and her most valued baseball dimond. The leave tortuga and stay in a run down place called the "Happiness Hotel" runned by Barbossa. Can Jack and his team catch the theif in time???

A little part of the movie

Will hits James on the head with a shovel. James becomes angry and walks off. Will follows

Will: Oh James I'm sorry please forgive me. Please, please, please!!!

Jack: Uh Orlando your overacting
Orlando: Huh?
James: your overacting your haming it up!
Orlando: I'm not I'm trying to save this movie
Jack: Well save your perfomce instead
Orlando: I'm playing 800 different emotions!
Jack: Well try to play one of them right!
Orlando: Oh, oh I have a career of my own!
Jack: I know all about your career Bloom!
Orlando: I don't need this lousy duck pond over here!
Jack; I'm sure you don't need a lousy pond
Orlando: Fine I'll walk! (Looks into the camera) Should I walk, should I walk!
Jack: Fine Go ahead and WALK!

Lord of the Pirates
the crew gets stranded and Jack finds a conch while Will jabbers on and on and on
Barbossa come out of the bush with his original crew and fights for leadership of the tribe with Jack while they wait for Elizabeth to come with help

Pirates of the Caribbean: Savvy Jones steals Will's heart!

Pirates of the Caribbean: Attack of the French

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Return of Norrington

Pirates of the Caribbean: Blackbeard vs. Sparrow

[QUOTE=11976117]Originally posted by retturnnerr
Pirates of the Caribbean: Savvy Jones steals Will's heart!

Pirates of the Caribbean: Attack of the French

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Return of Norrington

Pirates of the Caribbean: Blackbeard vs. Sparrow QUOTE]

[B]Pirates of the Caribbean: The Return of Norrington
Now that's a movie!

Pirates of The Caribbean: Will Free!

Plot: NO Will everyone is damd happy!

Originally posted by ToddianGirl
[QUOTE=11976117]Originally posted by retturnnerr
[B]Pirates of the Caribbean: Savvy Jones steals Will's heart!

Pirates of the Caribbean: Attack of the French

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Return of Norrington

Pirates of the Caribbean: Blackbeard vs. Sparrow QUOTE]

[B]Pirates of the Caribbean: The Return of Norrington
Now that's a movie! [/B]

Attack of the French. I love it!

Originally posted by ToddianGirl
Pirates of The Caribbean: Will Free!

Plot: NO Will everyone is damd happy!

id definately pay or that one haermm

Pirates of The Caribbean: Stand and Deliver

Plot: The movie it based on the Adam Ant song "Stand and Deliever".

Pirates of The Caribbean: Who Knows(Recasting Elizabeth Swann)
Plot: Who will take over the role of Elizabeth Swann since Keira Knigthly doesn't want to come back or maybe she will who knows!

Pirates of The Caribbean: Vampires of the Caribbean

Plot: Jack and his crew run into a group of Vampire Pirates. They turn crew into Vampires and must find a way to remove the vampire curse. But they do have fun scaring everyone out of their witts. Meanwhile Will is NO were to been seen in this movie so please don't borther looking for him.

Originally posted by ToddianGirl
Pirates of The Caribbean: Vampires of the Caribbean

Plot: Jack and his crew run into a group of Vampire Pirates. They turn crew into Vampires and must find a way to remove the vampire curse. But they do have fun scaring everyone out of their witts. Meanwhile Will is NO were to been seen in this movie so please don't borther looking for him.

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
and Jack is turned into a sexy Vampire in the end so his sexiness and awesomeness may live on forever and ever????

Sure why not Jack is a sexy Pirate vampire who never dies and ends up bitting Lizzie. They live happily together has pirate vampires. And have a vamp baby

As long as it's not Renesmee.