What Would you do if there was a Zombie Apocalypse?

Im buying me one of these b1thces and an M41-A pulse Rifle and a proton pack and I'll be ready for WWIII Lets rock nuccas JPS2l5fQ55A&feature=related

i have a few questions how much does it way? does it have a build in radio?

is it easy to remove? or does it have some kinda waste compartment?

That battle armour is pretty neat, I'd wear it. Dude has one of the worst haircuts I've ever had the displeasure of seeing.

they can still bite his fingers off, then he will be a fingerless zombie

Heavy protective gloves aren't that hard to come by. If you have access to a diving store, shark gloves would be good too.

You can even make a pair a decently protective gloves yourself. Get a pair of sturdy gloves and use industrial resin to glue on pennies or dimes in a protective yet flexible pattern. If you have the time, use precisely cut pieces of a tuna can (or similar). Not much will bite through these.

I would find a newly dead hot female zombie and rape her.

With a condom, of course.

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I'd do it without a condom.

Originally posted by BackFire
I would find a newly dead hot female zombie and rape her.

With a condom, of course.

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I'd do it without a condom.

you run the risk of being bit, how do you overcome this obstacle? 😕

Originally posted by Mindset
You disgust me.

You use condoms? uhuh

😆

I can't be turnin' into a zombie, now can I? Gotta use teh condoms.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
you run the risk of being bit, how do you overcome this obstacle? 😕

What Would you do if there was a Zombie Apocalypse?

i'd pray for cable or the Silver surfer to come and take care of him

Originally posted by Robtard
Heavy protective gloves aren't that hard to come by. If you have access to a diving store, shark gloves would be good too.

You can even make a pair a decently protective gloves yourself. Get a pair of sturdy gloves and use industrial resin to glue on pennies or dimes in a protective yet flexible pattern. If you have the time, use precisely cut pieces of a tuna can (or similar). Not much will bite through these.

Genius ideas... That kind of thing is a must for surviving walks home through city centers at night........even before the apocalypse.

Is there a good place to hide until it is over? 😉

Oil Rigs. ✅

The thing is, there is a lot of people on this planet that would probably do all these things if the time came.

so, if you want to survive, gonna have to kill some zombies and non zombies 😉

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
you run the risk of being bit, how do you overcome this obstacle? 😕

Use a hammer to knock out all her teeth. She won't mind.

Originally posted by The Scribe
Is there a good place to hide until it is over?

Originally posted by The Scribe
Is there a good place to hide until it is over? 😉

Heheheeeeee Didnt see those last time..... lolz
Thats pretty good. But food storage/space might be an issue there.

There's always braaaaiiins!

I'd just become a zombie. I'd allow their blood to transfuse into my bloodstream but i won't fcukin' let them bite me.

I'd find a zombie corpse or a freshly killed zombie, lick and suck on it's wounds for about a minute and just wait and boom. I'd be in the majority, there are strength in numbers and you'll feel no more pain. I'm most likely gonna live longer than a human would since i cannot die cause ilm already dead. Or undead.

So yea. I'd pick becoming a zombie. If i had a choice beyond that, i'd wanna be concious and be able to talk, and be one of the ones that can run fast. (at prey)

Traitor!