What Would you do if there was a Zombie Apocalypse?

haha. Then i'll be that.

Humans are the underdog in this one sided game.

Hey. Better that then constantly running away from them and always hiding and/or living in fear of getting savagely eaten alive or going through the heartache and grief of loved ones that've fallen to zombies like a mother, father, sister/s, brother/s, children; friends, you've watched getting cannibalized in agony cause they couldn't keep up when you did all you could.

Ammo and explosives will only last so long. And melee weapons won't do much against an oncoming mob of zombies. Ultimately the only hope for humankind their would be to wait until the zombies die out but that's still a gamble right there. That could take almost a century or more.

So i'll just skip all the bs, "say my goodbyes to the light" and become undead. I'll have more (fearless roaming) freedom than humans will, at least. (On top of not feeling pain, fatigue, sadness, remorse). Hunger will be the only issue, maybe. If I can't get to humans as often, there's always my fellow brethren. They won't care. He/she would probably join me in eating their own selves, lol.

Read "World War Z" by Max Brooks, do not abandon all hope, you large negro.

It's also beign made into a movie as we speak.

Originally posted by Robtard
Read "World War Z" by Max Brooks, do not abandon all hope, you large negro.

It's also beign made into a movie as we speak.

I remember downloading and listening to the audiobook off of podiobooks.com on my phone in 2008 but it was just one chapter.

I just didn't get into it but i just wikipedia'd the title and read more about it and seems interesting. I'm not a huge fan of fiction books but this looks like i'd be a fun read. It looks like it reads like a documentary. According to the site the audiobook is renowned. I might just get into it now that i've read on more about it you large...botanist.

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
I remember downloading and listening to the audiobook off of podiobooks.com on my phone in 2008 but it was just one chapter.

I just didn't get into it but i just wikipedia'd the title and read more about it and seems interesting. I'm not a huge fan of fiction books but this looks like i'd be a fun read. It looks like it reads like a documentary. According to the site the audiobook is renowned. I might just get into it now that i've read on more about it you large...botanist.

I didn't think I'd like it either, by by about a 4th of the way through the book, the stories start geling together and it get's great. It's also a really fast book to read, so you may want to just do that.

Good memory with that botanical comment, that was back when Cloverfield was speculation.

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
I'd just become a zombie. I'd allow their blood to transfuse into my bloodstream but i won't fcukin' let them bite me.

I'd find a zombie corpse or a freshly killed zombie, lick and suck on it's wounds for about a minute and just wait and boom. I'd be in the majority, there are strength in numbers and you'll feel no more pain. I'm most likely gonna live longer than a human would since i cannot die cause ilm already dead. Or undead.

So yea. I'd pick becoming a zombie. If i had a choice beyond that, i'd wanna be concious and be able to talk, and be one of the ones that can run fast. (at prey)

Originally posted by Robtard
I didn't think I'd like it either, by by about a 4th of the way through the book, the stories start geling together and it get's great. It's also a really fast book to read, so you may want to just do that.

Good memory with that botanical comment, that was back when Cloverfield was speculation.

Yea, i'll give it a shot again. The undead genre in (film particularly) has always really fascinate me.

And oh yea, you're right, that was pre-Cloverfield. I remember talking about how godzillas protruding scales looking like clover leafs and how j.j. may've used that as a hint in the title. (ha) That was back in like mid to late '07 cause i know the film came out in jan. of '08.

Good memory to you too.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'd pwn you from 500 yards out. One shot, one kill.

hmm.. military training perhaps? it usually takes me three shots to zero in my rifle from 500. yards.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
hmm.. military training perhaps? it usually takes me three shots to zero in my rifle from 500. yards.

I have an exoskeleton that also has nano armor, targeting systems and lasers. I've also trained Spartan-level since I was born.

Oh, and I'm a jedi too.

Just kidding! HAHAHAHAHA wasn't that so funny?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'd pwn you from 500 yards out. One shot, one kill.

Hey it'd be quick at least. On the other hand you'll most likely die slowly and painfully if i catch you.

So don't slip up and let me/us corner you.

And you won't become a zombie cause i think you have to be alive, like bitten or scratched before you can become one. Like you can't die and come back as a zombie. Your live heart has to pump the infected blood through-out your body for the process to take effect.

So you'll just be dinner and die as dinner. And it'll happen slowly, but savagely, while you're alive.

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
Hey it'd be quick at least. On the other hand you'll most likely die slowly and painfully if i catch you.

So don't slip up and let me/us corner you.

And you won't become a zombie cause i think you have to be alive, like bitten or scratched before you can become one. Like you can't die and come back as a zombie. Your live heart has to pump the infected blood through-out your body for the process to take effect.

So you'll just be dinner and die as dinner. And it'll happen slowly, but savagely, while you're alive.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
hmm.. military training perhaps? it usually takes me three shots to zero in my rifle from 500. yards.

Lamexor!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'll do my best. And I'll be sure to piss on your corpse haermm

Same here. But i'll succeed and then a couple of days after consuming half of you you'll just be a undead fart coming outta my undead putrid a-hole, ha.

It'd be a silent but deadly one..

so good luck, ha.

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
Same here. But i'll succeed and then a couple of days after consuming half of you you'll just be a undead fart coming outta my undead putrid a-hole, ha.

It'd be a silent but deadly one..

so good luck, ha.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
silent and violent? haermm

hehehe

either that or just a quick popper. One that'd startle other zombies, lol.

[list=1][*]Assess the Outbreak
[*]Procure Weapons
[*]Find and Fortify a Shelter[/list]

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
[list=1][*]Assess the Outbreak
[*]Procure Weapons
[*]Find and Fortify a Shelter[/list]

You forgot two other vitals to survival, food/water and porn.

Originally posted by Robtard
You forgot two other vitals to survival, food/water and porn.

Like all real men he would subsist on a diet of bullets and testosterone.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Like all real men he would subsist on a diet of bullets and testosterone.

But he's gay.

(see what I did there.)

Ah c wut u did dere!

would you guys shoot yourselves in the head rather then be turned into a zombie or be eaten?