what if you survived a vampire attack

so you get home only to see your dead throughout the house in shock the vampire appears behind you turning you around he puts you in a bear hug he prepares to bite you, but just as he is about to sink his teeth you both here the police sirens approaching and cop cars parking on your lawn and running in. apparently your the neighbors had called the cops minutes before from the screams and fighting. seconds from entering your house you stand alone just realizing the vampire had let you lived and escaped.

what do you do?

1) I'd change my shat in underwear.

2) I'd be happy I wasn't bitten and then would question by views of God and/or if the vamp was supernatural or science driven.

Assume it was an elaborate practical joke being played by one of my many friends.

Enemies.

Some random jackass.

I'd probably watch some Fresh Prince.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Assume it was an elaborate practical joke being played by one of my many friends.

Enemies.

Some random jackass.

Your friends aren't that clever.

What about after, when you realized it wasn't a joke but you were almost preyed upon by a supernatural undead homosexual? I'm saying the vamp is Rice genre.

Originally posted by Robtard
What about after, when you realized it wasn't a joke but you were almost preyed upon by a supernatural undead homosexual? I'm saying the vamp is Rice genre.

I would use it to strengthen my extreme right-wing beliefs in the oppression of vampires mutants gay people.

After that I would probably have to console myself with living in terror at the thought that vampires exist and could kill me at any time. It's not as though anyone would believe me, well Deano might, or I can do much to protect myself (vamps are getting all post modern now-a-days).

Not much difference from a vampire killing you to a mugger killing you, except with a vampire you might get cool undead powers.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
so you get home only to see your dead family throughout the house in shock the vampire appears behind you turning you around he puts you in a bear hug he prepares to bite you, but just as he is about to sink his teeth you both hear the police sirens approaching and cop cars parking on your lawn and running in. apparently your neighbors had called the cops minutes before from the screams and fighting. seconds from entering your house you stand alone just realizing the vampire had let you lived and escaped.

what do you do?

would you guys stay and answer questions covered in blood, would you tell them what it was? or would you run? i mean their would be a lot of questions going through your minds, hell would you want to find the vampire or a vampire and try to become one? or would you hunt them down how would you go about it?

Why would you be covered in blood?

Originally posted by Mindset
Why would you be covered in blood?

The tradition vampire spikes, duh.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
would you guys stay and answer questions covered in blood, would you tell them what it was? or would you run? i mean their would be a lot of questions going through your minds, hell would you want to find the vampire or a vampire and try to become one? or would you hunt them down how would you go about it?

because the vampire hugged you and he was feeding on your family members, blood is likely to get on you.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
because the vampire hugged you and he was feeding on your family members, blood is likely to get on you.

I said this is an Anne Rice vampire, they're gay and therefore very tidy.

Originally posted by Robtard
I said this is an Anne Rice vampire, they're gay and therefore very tidy.

fine in your scenario we'll let you have your homosexual vampire, so what do you do, what do you do?

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
fine in your scenario we'll let you have your homosexual vampire, so what do you do, what do you do?

Already said.

1) clean shit in my shorts
2) Ponder life

Edit: I'd wash first, head to toe, as a gay had touhed me.

What I would do if I survived a vampire attack? I would just cover my entire house with holy crosses, put garlic on my doorstep, cover myself in holy water before I go to bed, and keep a light near me that's as bright as the sun. I could do all that or flee to Canada. Either way those vampires will never get me again. One of you will probably ask "But what about the Canadian vampires?" Here's your answer: They'll be too busy with the mooses.

I'd learn how to kill vampires.

When you get bitten do you really get a choice of what to do...after that your gonna just be wanting blood of some random person and then wanting alot of sun cream.

IF I had a choice of what to do with my new found vampire powers...I'd use them to battle the forces of evil and then once done then I dunno...watch the sun rise biscuits

I'd find the nearest clan of Lycans, join them, and pwn every vampire in sight.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
what do you do?

There is nothing you can do.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
There is nothing you can do.

Thats kinda what I said only shorter, once you get bit you'd get a thirst for blood then thats it basically...your screwed