what if you survived a vampire attack

Originally posted by WO Polaski
you seem to have a fixation on homoeroticism. is there something you wanna get off your chest? 😛

Probably balls.

Originally posted by inimalist
Robtard's wife sounds hot

Personal fans are only like $5.

Originally posted by inimalist
Robtard's wife sounds hot

Thanks. You can come over my house and **** her (or she can **** you?). You're not using the toilet though, I have a thing with strangers using my bowl.

vampires have similar obsession like yourself are you a vampire?

do i turn in to vampire and have immortality like vamps?
do i get burned by uv rays?
do i get cravings for human blood?

assuming yes. I would kill all my own kind (vampires) to stop vampire population. once i killed them all, i would be the last vampire and die from starvation cuz i will not drink blood.

I'd be a ****ing vampire. I'd feed on humans, I'd be true to my nature.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Assume it was an elaborate practical joke being played by one of my many friends.

Enemies.

Some random jackass.

I argee with that. 😉

What type of Vampire are we talking about here?

Originally posted by Bardock42
What type of Vampire are we talking about here?

A shiny one.

Originally posted by Bardock42
What type of Vampire are we talking about here?

http://www.25hourbooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/sparkly_vampire_by_blastedgoose.png

Originally posted by King Castle
going by ur avatar and location i would suggests this for you..

http://www.25hourbooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/sparkly_vampire_by_blastedgoose.png

Why does your title say "account closed"?

i'm that good of a hacker? 😕

Originally posted by King Castle
i'm that good of a hacker? 😕

And really? Do you plan on leaving?

Originally posted by King Castle
so you get home only to see your dead throughout the house in shock the vampire appears behind you turning you around he puts you in a bear hug he prepares to bite you, but just as he is about to sink his teeth you both here the police sirens approaching and cop cars parking on your lawn and running in. apparently your the neighbors had called the cops minutes before from the screams and fighting. seconds from entering your house you stand alone just realizing the vampire had let you lived and escaped.

what do you do?

I'd go to hollywood and find James Woods and let him know that there are some more vampires that need killing

with each inappropriate behavior from certain ppl it makes it a lil easier but, i am still lookin for a good similar site. you think it be easy to find good site to go to...
wallbash
its like dating a girl u dont leave her till you have another to transfer over to.