Victory-Class Star Destroyer vs. Modern Day Earth

Started by Lord Lucien14 pages

Originally posted by Eminence
But you're an idiot.
Said the pot to the kettle.

The pot and the kettle were idiots, too.

Originally posted by Gideon
I ask for your forgiveness, Master!

I do not forgive! I do not forget!

*Freezes him in a creek*

Originally posted by Eminence
The pot and the kettle were idiots, too.
So we're both idiots then.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
So we're both idiots then.
No, the components of the metaphor are idiotic, the metaphor is idiotic, and you, sir, are idiotic.

Applesauce?

Originally posted by Eminence
No, the components of the metaphor are idiotic, the metaphor is idiotic, and you, sir, are idiotic.

Applesauce?

Ooo, please.

Originally posted by Janus Marius
I do not forgive! I do not forget!

*Freezes him in a creek*

Voldemort's suing your ass for copyright infringement.

I thought that was the slogan of Nike sportswear products.

Originally posted by Janus Marius
I thought that was the slogan of Nike sportswear products.
No no, it's Barack's.

And just who the hell do you think is behind Nike and Obama?

Voldemort.

😖hifty:

You do know what's behind Voldemort don't you?

Escape with lube?

That's right. Gideon raped Voldemort. Pretty impressive, man.

Originally posted by Janus Marius
Escape with lube?

I plead the fifth.

And you're still a bastard.

😖hifty:

Originally posted by Gideon
I'll obey, I swear!

no

Janus's entire post about killing the leaders and blah blah ¬.¬

u TOTALLY missed the point of my post. The guy said they would destroy the white house in 1 shot and end it before it happened. I said that cant happen >.>

Hmm, yeah US doesnt have a prime-minister, my bad, i meant the secretary of state (hope thats how he's called in english as well)

u TOTALLY missed the point of my post. The guy said they would destroy the white house in 1 shot and end it before it happened. I said that cant happen >.>

You clearly didn't point out what you were addressing, just flinging out something senseless about leaders relocating. Who cares where they relocate? Their forces get neutered. End of debate.

The ****ing White Death solos.

Seriously, 700 with a crappy gun, no scope and in sub-zero temperatures. If he had a real sniper and was in mexico he might even stand a chance against Gideons ego and its raping ways.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
OK. Then why did the energy field of the Death Star II destroy like 10 fighters when the Rebel Fleet pulled evasive action? I'm tasking you with providing proof that Imperial-era capital ships don't carry energy shields which deflect projectiles. I'm also gonna require proof from you that Confederacy-era ray shields that seemed to line the hallways of Providence-class capital ships didn't stop matter (despite the fact that three human were trapped within it). Because OBVIOUSLY mile-long Star Destroyers designed for intense combat in the far-flung space age are vulnerable to projectiles. That explains why lasers are used. Did all that make sense? No? Now you know how we all feel when we read your crap.

You're pathetic. Your logic FAILS.