Nolanverse Batman vs Burton/Schumacher villains

Started by Wei Phoenix5 pages
Originally posted by jaden101
How is unlimited prep time even possible?

Well this doesn't make much sense seeing as Batman gets to plan until victory is 100% certain.

Nightstick, no offence, but you clearly have zero taste. Your completely off-base on pretty much all your points. One thing I noticed was that he wouldn't stand up to Jokers gas, ignoring that Lucius solved scarecrows toxin in one night.

Nolan Batman stands a chance with some of these with his prep time, so I give it a 50/50 split.

It's unlimited prep, so he literally can not lose here. Silly base for a Vs. fight, but it is what it is.

Originally posted by Robtard
It's unlimited prep, so he literally can not lose here. Silly base for a Vs. fight, but it is what it is.
I was basically asking if Bales Batman would have the resources to win. Rorschach could have unlimited prep against Dr Manhattan, but he'd never win.

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
I was basically asking if Bales Batman would have the resources to win. Rorschach could have unlimited prep against Dr Manhattan, but he'd never win.

Dr. Manhatten is god-like, that's why.

And the Riddlers mind control device and Mr Freezes freeze gun doesn't operate on the same science the Nolanverse does.

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
And the Riddlers mind control device and Mr Freezes freeze gun doesn't operate on the same science the Nolanverse does.

While the original Batman was set in a more comic-book/unrealistic/fantasy environment, Baleman isn't a moron, Fox definitely isn't a moron and they have billions to drawn upon.

So it stands to reason with "unlimited prep", Batman wins, sure it maybe 3 years of prepping, but it is, what it is.

Originally posted by Nightstick
What's so hard to understand?

Nicholson's Joker was smart, scary, charasmatic, and funny.

Ledgers Joker was the kind of guy all the little goth emos want to be like. The kind of guy that'd set up a web site for his death poetry and wack off to the Crow. I'm mean seriously the guy had to get up every morning and do his f*cking make up. I wouldn't be suprised if his lair was full of Maryln Manson and Rob Zombie posters.

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Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
Bruce will be aware that this event is going to happen on a certain date. He knows the date, but not where the dimensional rip takes place.

Unlimited prep time means he can prepare for an infinite amount of time.

Which he can't...cos he'd die.

Originally posted by jaden101

Which he can't...cos he'd die.

It's Batman.

Originally posted by Robtard
It's Batman.

Covers a multitude of sins...Doesn't cover of dieing from Parkinsons through old age though.

Originally posted by jaden101
Covers a multitude of sins...Doesn't cover of dieing from Parkinsons through old age though.

Batman with prep defeats Parkinson's, HIV and Rabies(once set), easy.

Originally posted by Robtard
Batman with prep defeats Parkinson's, HIV and Rabies(once set), easy.

If Ali couldn't beat parkinsons...Batman aint got a hope.

Rabies...BATman...nice link.

Originally posted by jaden101
If Ali couldn't beat parkinsons...Batman aint got a hope.

Rabies...BATman...nice link.

If the Bat-kick can take down the Hulk, Clay ain't got a Jews chance in a Hezbullah pep-rally, ergo, Batman uppercuts Parkinsons, adn don't give me any of that "Parkinsons' will just go to the ropes" nonsense.

Thanks, I try hard.

Originally posted by Robtard
If the Bat-kick can take down the Hulk, Clay ain't got a Jews chance in a Hezbullah pep-rally, ergo, Batman uppercuts Parkinsons, adn don't give me any of that "Parkinsons' will just go to the ropes" nonsense.

Thanks, I try hard.

Bat-kick schmat-kick.

I have the utmost respect for Mr Wayne. He is my hero.

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
I have the utmost respect for Mr Wayne. He is my hero.

The man keeps a catamite, you perverse bastard.

Arguable only in the Golden Age Comics and Schumacher movies.

A "cured" pederast, is still a pederast.

I said "arguable". From what I see, there's nothing to suggest any tomfoolery.