Rabbi, priest, and minister are all in the forest and have a competition to see who's the best at what they do. Finally they decide that in order to prove there 'leet religion skills, they will all go out and find an animal and convert it.
They all meet the next day.
the priest says: Well, I went out on my quest and found a rabbit. I read him the catechism and he'll be attending mass this Sunday.
Everyone agrees that that was a success.
The Minister says: Ha, I found a squirrel and got him to sit still while I read from the bible and finally he let me baptise him.
Everyone agrees that that was a success.
The Rabbi is in a wheel chair and neck brace typing everything he says Stephen Hawking style.
"What happened?" everyone asks.
The rabbi's speaker says in it's slow robotic voice:
I went out and I met a bear in the woods and......
mayyybeeeee I shouldn't have started with the Circumcision.