LW cops versus the Death Star

ANH:

Martin Riggs and Roger Murtaugh are on the Death Star at the point of the Death Stars imminent attack on Yavin moon base (Earth, in this instance) and are having to destroy it before it clears Jupiter and gets a shot at earth...?
No physical assistance.
Can they do it in time...?

They have their standard issue weapons and ammo.

Murtaugh's getting too old for this shit.

Yes...cause you know...vader coming along and blocking the bullets with a lightsabre wouldn't work...nor would a force choke hold...they just get vader in a headlock and tell him he's gay

😂

In their favour, Bullets move faster than blaster bolts, and cant be seen...

Yeah but bullets eventually run out...and plus I dunno if they can penetrate stormtrooper armour or vaders armour

Nothing to say that once their standard ammo runs out that they can aqquire on site..... As long as they can figure out how a blaster operates, which would seem reasonable to me. They may have to retreat against Vader. (I guess they could try to avoid/outrun him)

Maybe they could like run through different doors with vader chasing them and then them chasing vader...oh what a ruckus that would course!

😂

With the little torture droid making the odd unexpected appearance maybe...

Yeah, and goofy fast kinda music in the background

Slightly sped up frame rate ...?

Oh for sure 🙂

In sepia, perhaps...?

Sure, lets just throw it in there...we'll go crazy cause we're maaaaniacs.....on the dance floor smurph

😛

How would they deal with the crusher room...?

And some good news for Riggs: There will only be vader.

(Not Jet Li or a South African diplomat, cause that'd be impossible for Riggs)

We'll throw in that Dog with the wig...maybe they can place a steak on vaders butt with some string and then get the dog to bite his ass...so whilst vaders running around with a dog on his ass Riggs and Roger can destroy the Death star with some proper manly ways like punching and shooting

How would they they do that, once the dog has savaged the goolies of the darklord..?

What ever your scenario your avvy must also be included.

Originally posted by steverules_2
Yeah but bullets eventually run out...and plus I dunno if they can penetrate stormtrooper armour or vaders armour

Trooper armor is susceptible to stone tipped arrows fired from mini-bows pulled by hairy midgets. Safe to say it isn't bullet proof.

Vader's could prove a problem though.

Originally posted by Robtard
Trooper armor is susceptible to stone tipped arrows fired from mini-bows pulled by hairy midgets. Safe to say it isn't bullet proof.

Vader's could prove a problem though.

Those were't arrows they were stick :glare:

We both know that fight was fixed

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
How would they they do that, once the dog has savaged the goolies of the darklord..?

What ever your scenario your avvy must also be included.

Hell yeah it should

Originally posted by Robtard
Trooper armor is susceptible to stone tipped arrows fired from mini-bows pulled by hairy midgets. Safe to say it isn't bullet proof.

Vader's could prove a problem though.

They'd be screwed if Vader found em.

McClane with his legendary luck and endurance skills would be able to do that..

He'd just go up to vader and be all like 'Hey vader you burnt small dicked motherf*cker!' *kick in the nuts* 'Yippe Kai Aye motherf*cker'