If you were a sith lord what would your name be?

Started by TheMagicPillow4 pages

If you were a sith lord what would your name be?

Darth _____

And if this has been done before please don't blast me for it. That search thing just gave me a bunch of random articles.

No biggie.

Darth Awesome.

My lightsaber would have a hilt made out of Ice-9.

Darth ... Slash?

i kno, i aint tryin' yo

Ooh! What about:

Darth Helper!

Darth Black Power. I'd have the logos of the NAACP and ACLU on my lightsaber hilt, which will be black, with a black crystal.

haha yours are all good.

id be "darth leave me alone im napping"
im to lazy to be evil lol

Originally posted by Red Nemesis
Ooh! What about:

Darth Helper!

Oh, that's great!

And you can be Darth Side-Kick Helper.

How about (for me)

Darth better helper than Slash.

Actually, that one isn't quite right.

Darth Helps slash help people might be better.

(See? I'm a better helper than you because I help you to be a better helper than me. It is like out-humbling somebody by letting them win. *wins vs. Slash*)

I could totally out-humble you. But the most helpful thing I can do now, is letting you think you actually won, so you can sleep well.

.... Meh, I don't wanna be a Sith anymore. I'll just settle with a Jedi name, who do not need a stupid proposition.

See how helpful I am? Even though I am the one who likes to copy people, I am providing you with a position to mimic.

*magnanimous*

And I'm providing you in this comfortable situation where you think you are the most helpful one because I mimiced you, while you didn't copy this time.

I wouldn't bother with the Darth moniker. Keep my avatar name from this.

But, by taking advantage of your 'comfortable situation' I am assisting you in your effort to help me. I am helping you help me. So my helping includes all the help you provide, because I was the one to help it happen.

I think I'd be Darth Dragonus or Darth Viprax

(yes, I know it sounds like a comic book character, but Dragons are one of my favourite mythical creatures and I like snakes, especially vipers).

Originally posted by Red Nemesis
But, by taking advantage of your 'comfortable situation' I am assisting you in your effort to help me. I am helping you help me. So my helping includes all the help you provide, because I was the one to help it happen.

Nuh uh.

Originally posted by chilled monkey
I think I'd be Darth Dragonus or Darth Viprax

i think they both sound awesome

Originally posted by Slash_KMC
Nuh uh.

NO U!

They should have focused more on Jacen's flow walking ability and named him Darth Tempus or Darth Chronos or some other interesting time themed name.

Originally posted by Red Nemesis
NO U!

💃

watvr

Apathy FTW.

Yeah but then you'd have him with time powers, and some jackass writer *cough*Traviss*splutter* would have had him the cause behind a whole bunch of galactic events.

Jacen built the Star Forge, Jacen assassinated Ragnos, Jacen tutored Revan, Jacen raped Zannah. It'd be bullshit.