So Lord Lucius founds the brotherhood of thingyness, and sets up an academy in Canada. One of these turns out to be Darth Saenbr, who becomes really powerful and leaves the academy to find the long lost secrets of Darth Blax. After finding them, he encounters and kills Slashy and then tricks Lord Lucius into dentonating a spam bomb that traps himself in it for all eternity.
Then his descendent named Darth hewhoknowssomething finally defeats the jedi and the republic is reorganized into the first...KMC...empire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!