Who was the greatest soldier ever?

Ugh.

Kawakami Gensai - the character that himura kenshin was based on. his battojutsu was legendary

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Actually a surprising number of Japanese and Chinese heroes were almost certainly real. In the sense that Davey Crocket was real.

yeah and davey crocket was shot by a mexi "can" in the head. 😛

come on guys stop with the BS myth legends and put ppl whose feats can be proven by witness's and citations. 😠

Originally posted by WO Polaski
not really. 🙂

It's true! The fact that you don't recognize it just proves my point. Come on! Point it out!

That's the beauty of irony.

Originally posted by leonheartmm
his battojutsu was legendary

reported

^huh?

replace the strange foreign word with penis. Just having a laugh 😉

Originally posted by inimalist
replace the strange foreign word with penis. Just having a laugh 😉

There's this trilogy of Samurai film about a sword master who also has a humongous penis (I know, Japanese + huge penis = lulz); he uses it to dispense just. The sword to of course.

The name escapes he right now, I'll have to get back to you.

battojutsu is the art of drawing the sword and simultaneously cutting down your opponent before they can react.

I wiki'd it, I was just trying to make an off-colour comment.

Robtard: that sounds ****ing hilarious

Originally posted by inimalist

Robtard: that sounds ****ing hilarious

I think one of the the films is called "Blade" something, it's actually pretty good.

The guy's cock is about 15 inches(only seen in silhouette) long and he uses it to interrogate the female villains for info, his actual sword is reserved for the male villains.

Originally posted by Robtard
he uses it to interrogate the female villains for info

best allusion ever

EDIT: lol, its really unlikely I've ever seen it, I'm not big on the Asian film stuff, but if you remember the name, let me know, that sounds like it is worth checking out

hmmm......... seems like someone has deep seeded homo erotic urges.

innocent

yes, and?

Shaolin monks are considered the best melee fighters

Originally posted by occultdestroyer
Shaolin monks are considered the best melee fighters

Total nonsense, by the time it takes them to execute some animal move, a trained boxer can easily jab them twice in the face and follow it up with a nice uppercut.

Most MMA fighters will stomp them, be it UFC, Pride or other.

none sense poppy pants, a shoalin monk with a high pitch shriek or yelp can ko a ufc fighter without ever hitting him.

Originally posted by Robtard
Total nonsense, by the time it takes them to execute some animal move, a trained boxer can easily jab them twice in the face and follow it up with a nice uppercut.

Most MMA fighters will stomp them, be it UFC, Pride or other.

Hahahaha. What ignorance.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
hmmm......... seems like someone has deep seeded homo erotic urges.

innocent

Seated.

The phrase is deep-seated.

Originally posted by Genesis
Hahahaha. What ignorance.

Ah you're one of those that think the Crane Stance is actually useful if a street-fight. Or that limiting yourself to form(s) is actually a positve. Good, good.

But please, do prove my ignorance. Proceed. 🙂