MIDDLE EARTH vs AMERICA

First of all, even though it's a joke, it is disrespectful to disrespect the awesome Canadians. Second of all, in that picture at least they still have guns and ride on bikes. Middle Earth dudes used swords and walked (mostly).

Since I am Canadian, I'll make fun of us however much I want.

Eh?

Still they be good defensive troops (id also like to add that an M1A1Abrams has yet to be destroyed in battle )

Originally posted by Morgromir
Still they be good defensive troops (id also like to add that an M1A1Abrams has yet to be destroyed in battle )

Specially when you read the non-existent disable and damaged section.

I have to admit that theyve been damaged , and that your avatars creeping me out a little

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Shit, I hadn't realized that. Mounties solo in that case. Have you seen their tasers? It only took four of them to take down an unarmed Polish immigrant. Those dragons don't stand a chance.

But srsly Canada doesn't really need a military, we have the rest of the world to protect us lulz.

Also America wins with a swarm of long range snipers, infantry, B-2 spirit bomber, mudkipz, Chuck Norris, SPARTAN117, and the awsome power of the almighty über god Barrack Obama.

IF the mages are all teleporting behind the soldiers or whatever or can control minds. Or have super awsome laser fingers. They win.

Dragons won't count for anything, unless their hides and bones are impenetrable to even armor piercing rounds.

Why am I even replying to this thread? lol

I don't think we have any Spartans at the moment to our advantage otherwise we would have 1 person in Iraq 😐

Originally posted by Demestrem

Why am I even replying to this thread? lol

Originally posted by Incanus
No they wouldnt, as Ancalagon crushed a mountain bigger than Mount Everest when he died =-p He could take a missile if it took Earendil, and sword made in AMAN,(therefore one of a maiar or elf, obviously enchanted) and a guy that corrupted a planet before it was created, I think USA would lose, dude, not even a W1200, Dragunov, M4, or anything except a Barett 50 cal. could take out a troll, or a tank round. Armor piercing, maybe, but nothing else as far as I can think. Especially with how thick their armor is.

Dude missiles and tank rounds and bullets aimed in the right places can and will take out trolls. In fact, trolls will get pwned quite easily. And I don't think that Ancalagon literally blocked out the sun in the sense that he was big enough to stand in front of the sun and block it out from everyone...and your hand can block out the sun you know that?

Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
Dude missiles and tank rounds and bullets aimed in the right places can and will take out trolls. In fact, trolls will get pwned quite easily. And I don't think that Ancalagon literally blocked out the sun in the sense that he was big enough to stand in front of the sun and block it out from everyone...and your hand can block out the sun you know that?

An arrow in the back of the throat killed a troll, a .50 cal to the skull will do something very, very similar.

My 'Revan' to the back of the throat killed a troll.

😐

Guize! Think about this: ten machine guns would've turned the battle of Helm's Deep into a rout.

You know what else would have turned Helm's Deep in to a rout? Aragorn not giving the order to charge in to a butt-load of spears and Uruks when his elven archer had plenty of arrows left.

LOL
btw your avatars still creeping me out <.< >.> -.-

Originally posted by Morgromir
LOL
btw your avatars still creeping me out <.< >.> -.-

Wait...

its like a pot loaded mario o.O

if he didnt order a charge they wouldve swarmed and surrounded them

Duh. But that first volley Aragorn ordered fired took down every Uruk who was rushing the gap. Fire the rest of the f*ckin' arrows! I just watched Troy again, and the Trojans do the same thing. Instead of firing as soon as the Greeks come in to range, they wait until their own infantry is already engaged--it's foolish. Now FotR's depiction of the Last Alliance was perfect. Fire as many arrows as you can, even at point blank range, before you're forced to engage in melee.

if he exhausted their arrows they would be almost useless ,and that was a set up plan with all of the arrows ready to fire at once yes they can fire really fast but theyd be overwhealmed sooner or later

I know, what I'm saying is to kill as many of the enemy as possible at a range before closing in for hand-to-hand. Aragorn didn't do that. He led a suicidal charge right in to a line of spears. If they're dead, they're even more useless.

he was probably saving them for later. another thing he couldve done differently he couldve inspected that damn drain in the wall.
ithink the best would be to keep some back and have the rest charge