Michael Jackson dies at 50.

Started by Robtard19 pages

Originally posted by Grand-Moff-Gav
You can still buy tickets from the website!

http://www.michaeljackson.com/

Clearly, he needs to fire his web-master.

Originally posted by Grand-Moff-Gav
You can still buy tickets from the website!

http://www.michaeljackson.com/


If only someone would make him lip sync Thriller.

It'd be the most famous concert in the history of the world.

lol poor Farrah Faucet, she will get no attention..not that she will mind much.

I shall bump Smooth Criminal in my car in honor of the King of Pop.

Originally posted by chomperx9
so you feel safe having jackson around your kids if you had or have any ?

Depends how decomposed he is...

If he's hard from Rigormortis then it's a no-no.

Originally posted by Grand-Moff-Gav
When I heard the news I thought "I'll check out KMC and see what the jokes are." Is that sick?

Yes, but us making the jokes was sicker.

Originally posted by KidRock
lol poor Farrah Faucet, she will get no attention..not that she will mind much.

I shall bump Smooth Criminal in my car in honor of the King of Pop.

I don't know why, but I truly think you actually are the real Kid Rock.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Then why don't you? Oh, because there are kids in your room. Sick. You are sick.

maybe you want some happy time for yourself or want to play with some hallucinogens and lead a little warning to keep ppl from interrupting you. 😕

Originally posted by Grand-Moff-Gav
You can still buy tickets from the website!

http://www.michaeljackson.com/

Go try and buy 1 and see what happens...They'll probaby be worth a fortune now for the "Michael Jackson tour that never was"

Anyone else think that, given that it's him, it could all be a huge publicity stunt and that all the people who've bought tickets will be told they can still meet at the 02 arena for a "special tribute" concert and he'll actually show up alive and well.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I don't know why, but I truly think you actually are the real Kid Rock.

😆 Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Mickeal Jackson Canvas art ad at the top lol.

The MJ nuts are gonna have a fit about his death.

Originally posted by FeelGood
The MJ nuts are gonna have a fit about his death.

Everyone knows he hiding with Paul.

Originally posted by jaden101
the "Michael Jackson tour that never was"

I smell the making of a great Mockumentary... quick, someone tell Christopher Guest my idea.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Yeah America, ALL your problems are solved now. You can sleep sound at night.

Foprget all those children molested by those closest to them, family members and friends of family, who are too scared to say anything to anyone. Cos if you don't know about it, its all good, right. Now your children are SAFE.

Yeah, great.

*Forget

Originally posted by FeelGood
Mickeal Jackson Canvas art ad at the top lol.

The MJ nuts are gonna have a fit about his death.

I know. They're worse than Morrisey fans...I hope they all have some sort of mass-suicide pact so they can "be with their idol".

Originally posted by jaden101
I know. They're worse than Morrisey fans...I hope they all have some sort of mass-suicide pact so they can "be with their idol".

Dude, they're human and they need to be loved.

Originally posted by jaden101
Depends how decomposed he is...

If he's hard from Rigormortis then it's a no-no.

Can't believe I'm being let off with this one.

Originally posted by Robtard
Dude, they're human and they need to be loved.

I can only guess that's what MJ said about little boys.

Infact i'm sure that was his defence in court.

Originally posted by Robtard
Dude, they're human and they need to be loved.

Well, I say hang the DJ, damnit!

Hahaha I am getting so much hate right now.

My Facebook status is, "RIP MJ, you were an amazing basketball player"

From the comments I have gathered people don't find it as humorous as I did.

Originally posted by jaden101
Go try and buy 1 and see what happens...They'll probaby be worth a fortune now for the "Michael Jackson tour that never was"

Anyone else think that, given that it's him, it could all be a huge publicity stunt and that all the people who've bought tickets will be told they can still meet at the 02 arena for a "special tribute" concert and he'll actually show up alive and well.

Gotta buy one quick, ya never know.