The Sims vs Link(TP)

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Phanteros the Shade knight

The Sims vs Link(TP)

link has all of his equipment. there are over 900000 trillions of Sims with swords, poles, Magnums, boozkas, hand guns coming after him because they think Link is a goblin(they were playing WOW too much).
they are controlled by me.

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He makes a castle out of their headless bodies, stopping for a nap every thousand.

Edit: He keeps a few as pets, which he locks in the rooms of his corpse castle, then fills in the door with more bodies. They eventually starve, and Death files a lawsuit on Link for over-working him.

Phanteros the Shade knight

updated.

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

Link slices through them all like that dude in the game where you're trapped in the mall with the ass load of zombies and you kill them all with anything you can find because there isn't anybody sitting at the computer to tell all the Sims where to go.

Phanteros the Shade knight

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Link slices through them all like that dude in the game where you're trapped in the mall with the ass load of zombies and you kill them all with anything you can find because there isn't anybody sitting at the computer to tell all the Sims where to go.
following that logic, link will just sit there like a statue because no one is using a controller.

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

Fine then, gawd.

Link shoosts aerows and bawmbs at them until they're all dead.

Phanteros the Shade knight

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Fine then, gawd.

Link shoosts aerows and bawmbs at them until they're all dead.

look at the OP.

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Link makes a fortress out of sim corpses, and locks some living ones in rooms without doors until they starve. The only difference now is there's a ridiculous number of sims.

o_o Link rides the spinner through them like a lawn mower. :]

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

How the hell are you controlling 900,000,000,000,000,000,000 Sims at the same time?

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And where do they all live?

Furthermore, what happens when they need to use the bathroom?

Phanteros the Shade knight

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
How the hell are you controlling 900,000,000,000,000,000,000 Sims at the same time?
by super hack

Phanteros the Shade knight

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
And where do they all live?

Furthermore, what happens when they need to use the bathroom?

they go on themselves like true warriors.

C. C. Cowgirl! Queen of Feuds

Link dies of age.

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They all kill themselves when the 9000000000000000000000 users explode the WoW servers.

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Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl!
[b]Link dies of age. [/B]
Also possible XD

Phanteros the Shade knight

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
They all kill themselves when the 9000000000000000000000 users explode the WoW servers.
to bad that WoW has been upgraded to handle them.

Phanteros the Shade knight

and to the MODS. This is just a joke thread not a intentional spite.

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

These are Sims, what are they doing on WoW servers?

Wei Phoenix One-Eyed Dragon Of Oshu

One bazooka shell kills him.

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It's not spite, lol. It's kind of a draw.

They can't kill Link, and Link can't kill them, or atleast all of them. They all die of natural causes, except for the ones Link kills. Which will be like.. Millions. So Link goes out of old age with a positive score.

If this was Counterstrike it'd looke like

Link: 93576840
Sims: 0
Nature Everyone else.

Edit: @Wei ...LOLWUT?