Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Picture a big ass out of shape heavyweight boxer fighting a quick ass middleweight, the middleweight far faster. Thats how this fight would go down.
For your analogy to stand, the "Middleweight" would have to be a 3 stone 3ft 2 guy called Susan.
Cujo wins and uses whatevers left of Sam's corpse as his special love toy.