Sam versus Cujo......

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Bullshit. Cujo can be throttled just as easily as Sam was.

St. Bernards, at their lightest, are almost twice as heavy as a large German Shepherd, and can weigh as much as 260 lbs. They are huge-ass dogs. Sam is just going to get the shit knocked out of him like no joke sp_ike

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Dont forget that Sam took on 3 darkseeker dogs and pwned them.

No, she killed one and it ripped her up badly in the process.

-Neville shot the first one.

-Sam fought and killed the second.

-The third she jumped into and knocked off Neville, then he shot it.

So Cujo, a 180+lbs Saint Bernard rips her a new one.

So Sam being much faster than Cujo makes no difference?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
So Sam being much faster than Cujo makes no difference?

If it's a race or if she's trying to run away, she easily wins either of these.

In a fight, she's not that much faster where she's going to completely avoid being bitten in the neck or belly, which Cujo being a very much larger dog could kill her with one-two good bites.

Saint Bernards also have a lot of loose skin, especially around the neck, which means Sam isn't going to be able to rip-out his throat, at least not as easy as he could hers.

Edit: Cujo isn't also your average St. Bernard, he's [super] rabid, which made him crazy-strong enough to kill several people, smash through doors and dent a car his his head.

Yeah, well........Cujo is ugly as sin.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Bullshit. Cujo can be throttled just as easily as Sam was.

By Digby, maybe, but definitely not Sam.

Only a tool of the lowest order would assert such a thing.

Dogs cant throttle anyway, they lack opposable thumbs.

If you meant with the mouth, however, the Sam is f***ed, as she aint getting her gob round that neck.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yeah, well........Cujo is ugly as sin.

..........But you'd f**k Sam, right...?

Rogue, she did not pwn 3 of the dogs. The on she looked to have killed ****ed he up.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
..........But you'd f**k Sam, right...?

Yeah.

But I think you'd be all in that dog pussay waaaaaay before eternity.

(Unless rotting dog is your thing.)

And Cujo will still have won, and you'd have screwed the pooch once again.

Dont knock it.....

😂

But wont next door's cat be jealous of your shifted attentions..?

Are is it a threesome in your head...?

Cuuuuuuuu-Jo! Cuuuuuuuu-jo! Cuuuuuuuuuuu-jo...!!!

My neighbor is a sheep farmer 😂

The cat, Sam the dog and now sheep...?

Your depravity knows no bounds, sir.

Funny, coming from a man who admittedly has Mac's right nut in his mouth. 🙄

Where did I ever say that, O-Potter-fixated-one..?

Sadako of Girth
Habitual Line-stepper

Registered: Aug 2004
Location: McClane's Right one

Doooooooooooooo BART!!!!!!

Thats a location. That merely suggests that Im located at the nut.

Not that its in my mouth, felcher of aged wizards.

Nevertheless you are ON the nut. And the doors are wide open, come outta the closet. Come on, we'll still love you.

If you remember it was reference to the theory that McClane's nuts were so of steel, that they were the densest, steeliest objects known in the universe and that we are all caught in the gravity of their plank density..

So in that sense, we are all on those nuts.