501st vs. Hogwarts

Started by Eminence60 pages

Voldemort, the Death Eaters, the Hogwarts staff, and a few particularly skilled students guarantee that the 501st takes heavy casualties... but they still get their asses kicked.

Numbers + Blasters + Training + Darth Vader + several hundred terrified kids and teenagers running around = slaughter.

^ Post > 12 pages. 😐

Originally posted by Eminence
Voldemort, the Death Eaters, the Hogwarts staff, and a few particularly skilled students guarantee that the 501st takes heavy casualties... but they still get their asses kicked.

Numbers + Blasters + [b]Training + Darth Vader + several hundred terrified kids and teenagers running around = slaughter.

^ Post > 12 pages. 😐 [/B]


Basially the same logic I said in the beginning, sir. Yet here we are at page 14.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Well, with two hours prep time, the wizards can do lots, as I said earlier.

Here, I'll say it again.

Voldemort, Dumbledore, Snape, the Death eaters, the OOTP members, and numerous teachers can all mount Firebolt's and lay a perimeter of Portkeys around Hogwarts. With two hours, they have more than enough time to make portkeys as far out as 10 kilometers, even farther.

The Clones will never get firing range of Hogwarts. They will step on/touch the portkeys and be transported to whereever the wizards wish. Me, personally, I'd drop them in a volcano.

So as I said before, Hogwarts is defended before the Clones even get a shot off.

Another possiblilty is for Harry to don his invisibility cloak, allow Bellatrix to get under it with him, and for Bellatrix and Harry to half apparate together over the Clones, casting spells as they go. The Clones will never see them, so they cannot target them. The Clones can be Expelliarmus'd until they are all disarmed.

These are just two ways the wizards pwn the 501st.

Shall I list more?


Counter it or GTFO.

Once again, no way the Clones beat this.

Clones don't have to. Ani slaughters the lot of 'em.

So Anakin is immune to portkeys? And death spells? 🙄 Wait, let me guess, the fabric in the SW universe is like uber and deflects magic!!! wanker

Anakin will never get close enough to use his saber. What is it about portkeys that you dont understand? There is literally nothing for the clones to do here, except die.

Can you dig it? Hmm?

YouTube video

I know he can ✅

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I just had a thought. Magical spells are energy based, right? The manipulation of energy? Well, plasma weapons, i.e. blaster rifles, are also energy based. Now, if magic is the manipulation of energy, and plasma weapons are energy based, seems that a simple protego charm will shield a wizard against a blaster bolt. Lay down a Protego totalum and nothing gets through, not even blaster bolts.

No they arent.

Thats just rubbish.

Show me a witch/wizard where a scientific study has returned that result. Absolutely barrel scraping desperate stuff from you RJ.

St Gimp of Gimperelli.

No Preptime, dude. No preptime.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
So Anakin is immune to portkeys? And death spells? 🙄 Wait, let me guess, the fabric in the SW universe is like uber and deflects magic!!! wanker

Anakin will never get close enough to use his saber. What is it about portkeys that you dont understand? There is literally nothing for the clones to do here, except die.

Can you dig it? Hmm?

YouTube video

I know he can ✅

Show me 1 instance where a HP spell has directly and sceintifically affected a Clone from SW, then your arrogant stupid tone on this will seem more earned.

Your HP fanboyness is clearly losing containment and its only a matter of time before the your head disappears totally into your arse, man.

Cody: "Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizard f********************kksssssss......
Come out toooooooo plaaaaaaaaaaa-ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy."

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
No they arent.

Thats just rubbish.

Show me a witch/wizard where a scientific study has returned that result. Absolutely barrel scraping desperate stuff from you RJ.

St Gimp of Gimperelli.

No Preptime, dude. No preptime.

Originally posted by Luminatus
What would the wizards do with prep anyway? They aren't techno geniuses or military leaders...
But fine. They get 2 hours to prepare for the 501st's arrival.

And the 501st has no prep. They never did. They're just attacking.

😄

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Counter it or GTFO.

Once again, no way the Clones beat this.

You over confident fooooooooooool.

The answer of course is that Harry wouldnt be able to do that, when blasted to little pieces.

No prep time makes your argument blatantly moot.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Show me 1 instance where a HP spell has directly and sceintifically affected a Clone from SW, then your arrogant stupid tone on this will seem more earned.

Your HP fanboyness is clearly losing containment and its only a matter of time before the your head disappears totally into your arse, man.

Cody: "Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizard f********************kksssssss......
Come out toooooooo plaaaaaaaaaaa-ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy."

YouTube video

Sooooooooooooooooo you got a counter for them portkeys? Yeah, thought not. Shoo now, get back under McClane's desk.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
[B]So Anakin is immune to portkeys? And death spells? 🙄 Wait, let me guess, the fabric in the SW universe is like uber and deflects magic!!! wanker

Anakin will never get close enough to use his saber. What is it about portkeys that you dont understand? There is literally nothing for the clones to do here, except die.

Can you dig it? Hmm?

That's exactly right. Portkeys are nothing to him, and if he feels like it, instead of letting his jobber aura handle it, he can reflect those puny ol' death spells himself.

I'll take Saber throw for the win, with a side of Force Repulse. Like I said, the clones just get to sit back and enjoy the show.

Yes, I can dig it. I can dig it quite well. 😄

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
You over confident fooooooooooool.

The answer of course is that Harry wouldnt be able to do that, when blasted to little pieces.

No prep time makes your argument blatantly moot.

2 hours prep time, pay attention, Holly.

Originally posted by XanatosForever
That's exactly right. Portkeys are nothing to him, and if he feels like it, instead of letting his jobber aura handle it, he can reflect those puny ol' death spells himself.

I'll take Saber throw for the win, with a side of Force Repulse. Like I said, the clones just get to sit back and enjoy the show.

Yes, I can dig it. I can dig it quite well. 😄

Mhm......The only thing Annie will feel is the white hot magma burning him to a crispy sith. Fact.

Someday, yes, but not before slaughtering some more younglings. 😄

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Because blasters cannot produce magic, silly.

😂 Contender for the most retarded post of 2009 thus far.

Seriously dude.
Explain sceintifically the energy properties of spells.

Also, i could perform a magic trick with a blaster.

Its called the "you'ref**kednow" spell.

You wave your magic wand (blaster) at the target, pull the trigger screaming "you are f**ked now!" then that target changes before your eyes into a smoking wreck.

You, know...... a brutally charred one like the tattered remains of your position in here.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Counter it or GTFO.

Once again, no way the Clones beat this.

A long range and heavy bombardment will nullify any warning that the Hogwartsians would get.
AT-AT weaponry and the shit that they took down those TF spheres in AOTC with renders Hogwarts a smoking wreck full of burned wizard corpses, Gimperelli.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
2 hours prep time, pay attention, Holly.

Sorry? What was that you said...?
You keep mumbling.
I STILL couldnt make it out above the violent slapping of Dumbledork's leathery old nutsack on your chin, and of course, your gargling, Judith.

(the threadstarter disagrees with you.)

Hows that wizard trousersnake milk tasting today...?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
A long range and heavy bombardment will nullify any warning that the Hogwartsians would get.
AT-AT weaponry and the shit that they took down those TF spheres in AOTC with renders Hogwarts a smoking wreck full of burned wizard corpses, Gimperelli.
Ground troops only, dude, ground troops only. 😄

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Sorry? What was that you said...?

I couldnt make it out above the violent slapping of Dumbledork's leathery old nutsack on your chin, and of course, your gargling, Judith.

(the threadstarter disagrees with you.)

Lum makes the rules here, you troll. Dont go away mad, just go away.

Now, with 2 hours prep time for the wizards and only ground troops, how are the clones gonna get past the portkeys?

Survey says they CANT.

Thanks for playing, dont forget to tip your waiter.

Easily.

With long range sphere-f***ing up AT AT cannons as seen in ATOC.

Dont let the loony ward door hit ya on the way in.... 😛